Its all about moi!

I stole this from someone who stole it from someone. Please dont steal it is wrong :p

• Over 21?  *gulp* yes but only by one year!!
• Danced in front of your mirror naked? not nakid but in underwear 
• Ever told a lie?  No we sell quality products here at (insert my place of work)
• Been arrested? Nope!!  ohhh yeah im so good
• Kissed a picture? I will say yes but I will not admit to who. 
• Fallen asleep at work/school? At work yes and at UCOL.. that was funny  
• Held an actual snake?  as opposed to a  trouser snake? no in both cases
• Ever run a red light? Yup but I may have to stop as I’ve heard they’re putting in cameras on the traffic lights but who knows. 
• Ever drink and drive?  I have been drinking and driven but not totally drunk.
• Been suspended from school? Suprisingly no.
• Ever been fired from a job? again no. 
• Been in a fist fight? Yes
• Sang karaoke?  not in public. I Will dance around and sing when no one is home
• Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?  Yes.
• Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?  Yes lol 
• Ever gone “under the knife?” Not for like beauty surgery but  for tonsils and teeth. 
• Ever laughed until you wet yourself?  no.
• Ever been dumpster diving?. Um… no 
• Kissed in the rain? Yes   
• Sang in the shower?  No theres a window that  I can hear the neighbors out of so if I can hear them then they may be able to hear me.. 
• Sat on a rooftop?  of a car? yes many years ago. 
• Ever witnessed a crime?  Yup totally. I was at  a supermarket and these guys took some stuff. I would have told someone but there was a supermarket worker  working like right next to them. Dumb arse.
• Thought about your past with regret?  only 3%
• Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on?  no… 
• Skinny dipped?  No
• Had sex in a public place?  Yes. Good times
• Blacked out from drinking?  Well I do have two nights that I dont remember much of..  
• Taken naked pics?  Um…. Yes
• Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
• Fired a gun?  Some sort of gun type thing many years ago.
• Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it?  Hmm.. No…
• Played strip poker? I always seemed to lose even when I thought I Was right.
• Been to a strip joint?  Yup for a date  woohoo!
• Donated Blood?  No I havent.
• Liked someone you shouldn’t?  Totally.  I didnt act (much) on it.   
• Have a tattoo? Not yet. Hope too soon though
• Been to jail?  To visit  yes.
• Have or had any piercings? Bottom ears, top left, tongue and nose. I do want something else but I dont know what.  
• Made out with a complete stranger? Nope  
• Had a one night stand?  Nope.
• Caught someone cheating on you? Nope.
• Mooned/Flashed someone?  Yup lol  
• Been to a rodeo?  lol omg my work mate was going  today “do you know how to rodeo?” and she was doing some funky dance thing.  This question reminded me of that. But no I havent. 
• Been to a NASCAR race? No but I’ve been to stockcars.
• Been in Love? Hmmm… I think I’ve been more in love with the idea of being in love rather than actually being in love with the person.
• Met a celebrity? Yes I met Peter Brock and Mark stevens  and  I did meet the guys from evermore but that was many years ago before they were famous.
• Been on TV?  Possably on the trackracing/greyhound channel my family has lots to do with those skinny dog things  so I go to the big races n shit.  woo. I’m not too bad at picking winners either. oh speaking of wining remind me to buy a lotto ticket tomorow please.
• Know how to cook?  I think I’m better at baking rather than cooking 
• Slept outdoors?  Yes in a tent.
• Spent the night in a snow cave? No I’ve never been around snow long enough.
• Slept with someone knowing you didn’t like them? It wasnt that I didnt like him I just knew it wasnt right. 
• Smoked? Yes I have. Glad you didnt ask what 
• Ever done drugs? Ahh arent you clever…  Yes. 
• Thought you were going to drown?  Yes. Actually lets share a story with you. There was one time (at band camp)    I was a wee young’un  early in the morning going potty when I saw a daddy longlegs comming for me  I jumped and squealed and fell into the loo and thought the toliet was going to suck me  out to where my uncle works (sewage treatment plant).  So it wasnt drowning exactly but there was water.
• Play an instrument? mm.. I played the drums years ago. I can do a few simple things on the piano but dont expect mozart.
• Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc?  I have jumped on a trampoline and thts it.

Ohhh we’re done!! 

What happend to Val??

I was reading blogs this morning munching on my cereal (is it just me  or do you guys get sick of continuously chewing and crunching too?)  I clicked on Valleygirl and it come up ” blog not found” EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!  shes like my favourite  blog to read! (err.. besides my friends).

I hope shes ok. 

Well must tootle off to the shower its fucken cold!! 

Love n hugs

me

Life is a journey..

While doing my nightly stroll along blogs I stumbled upon the below post that I have now borrowed from  blairs boys  and it is so true! Lately I’ve been feeling like arse and the main reason is because I dont like work. I like my job yes but I dont like the enviroment. The result is me getting miagraines and missing out on  family things So after having a “miagraine” on sunday I got to catch up with my family and I feel better about things.    Anyway go read and tell me what you think!!

Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling five balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit - and you’re keeping all of them in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls - family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life.

How?

Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Don’t set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.

Don’t take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.

Don’t give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

Don’t be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together.

Don’t be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Don’t shut love out of your life by saying it’s impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Don’t run through life so fast that you forget not only where you’ve been, but also where you are going.

Don’t forget that a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.

Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.

Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.

Life is a journey to be savoured each step of the way. Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, and Today is a gift. That’s why we call it The Present.

Proper Grown-Up

Last night the flatmate, two work friends and myself went out for dinner like proper grown ups! 

Firstly I was texting one of  my co workers asking if we should make reservations. She laughed and said no. Later on I rung up  to make a reservation and  I was told  that they were fully booked. Good thing I didnt listen to my friend isnt it.  So instead of going to the Aqaba like we all wanted to  (have you seen their menu? its like sex!!)  we went to the steakout. 

The steakout was good  nice and quiet mainly full of old men and some weird guy by himself that my friends were trying to get me to go sit with (I didnt, I have standards thank you) .

So I had the smallest steak and chips, couldnt fit in a salad buuuuuuuuut I did have a chocolate ice cream sundae. My teeth were so sore after  after the meal I had to take some drugs before I could sleep.  I’m not going to the dentist. I’m not.

As a side note yesterday I rung up a dentist place to apply for a job however I gave them their number instead of my own. Luckily I hadnt gotten to my name yet so I just hung up. Professional? no.  But I dont think I would have suited working in a dental place anyway Dentists freak me out.

So we all talked and laughed. We had booze… We all had jack daniels then I had a jellybean cocktail have you guys had one?  You must!! Mum used to have them years ago and  I used to have sips. Just as good as I Remembered!!!   We bitched about  work and the boss and one of the girls that is just gross..

So  basically I got to act like a proper grown up. I like that. Although our conversation wasnt exactly grown up but like we’re not like that hehehehehehe..

Must go do…stuff…

Love n hugs

meeee

As a child ….

I thought that people actually LIVED inside the radio in the car, the radio  inside the house and well every radio I saw. 

I also  had imaginary friends

I used to look up and see dots flying around not the ones where like you look at a light or anything bright for ages and you get those bright green/yellow lights but just black dots, some with white holes in them. I thought they were spirits. Obviously they were just like insects or something..

I saw  lots of those dots again today and it reminded me… 

Just thought you should know.

Whats something you thought as a child that obviously isnt true?

something  unique would be cool.

Love n hugs

me.

I need your help….

So I’ve noticed every time I  ask for your advice I get like no comments (like the one about breakfast) but I’m going to ask anyway…

 

A while ago I Stoped talkin to one of my friends She lives in Australia  (one of New Zealands Islands :p)  and we were really good friends when she lived over here.  She was over here  on holiday. Suddenly I just didnt want to see her. At the same time my comp broke  but I could’ve gotten in touch with her, however I didnt.  Now I’ve got things back on track and I’m in a better headspace so I want to  send her an email and  say I’m sorry but  I dont know what to say..

What would you do?  Perhaps I should have written to Dr Evyl….  

Well I hope this post gets some response.

Love and hugs

me

Extremely Pissed Off

The flatmate and I  went out this evening to get something.. As we were driving past  BP  i nearly had a heart attack.. Would you like to know why??? I know you do..

 

PETROL IS NOW ONE DOLLAR AND 93 CENTS PER LITRE… YES THATS RIGHT  $1.93….. 

Thankfully the rest of the petrol stations have not followed suit which is good as we are going to go back out in the freezing cold to fill up our cars in the hopes that we will never have to fill them again.

$1.93!!

I’m thinkin  of cancelling my gym membership and going for walks around  where I live theres like hills n stuff around so I wont get bored for ages.   However in cancelling my membership its like a 3 year contract so I cant. I might hafta suck it up and walk  the hour n a bit  to get to the gym work out then walk rather slowly home lol…

ONE DOLLAR AND 93 CENTS….

I cant believe it.

ONE DOLLAR AND 93 CENTS

I remember back at highschool when petrol was like 89 cents a litre and my parents were like “no we cant afford to take you into town its too expencive”  . Yeah now look at it… 

I’ve decided I’m going to win lotto and buy a Petrol place selling petrol for like 85 cents a litre. I’d be rich!!

off to get petrol

Love n hugs

Your  Grumpy Queen.

I want I want I waaaaaaaaant…

I want to get something peirced. I dont know what and I dont know where I just want some peircing pain you know…

I want to share some news with all of you but I cant as it concerns someone that may or may not read this blog  if I risk asking said person if they read my blog still  then the easiest thing to do  for them would be to say “no” then just wait til I  post and read it anyway…

So I have no news to share. Sucks as  theres two lots that relate to each other and its quite juicy..

I want to get my tattoo but  I havent quite found anything that screams ME  and I havent found a nice tattoo person…

I think thats all my wants for now..

Oh do you guys wanna hear something funny??

I forgot to buy a lotto ticket!  no one  won though so yay!!

anyway im off to go do something

love n hugs

me

 

Happy Mothers Day!

Its mothers day!! YAY!!

 

Hope you all have a wonderful Day  dont forget to give your mum a hug or a kiss!!  and possibly a present lol 

To everyone that has lost a Mum or a child  just smile and remember the good things today.

My plans for the day  are:

Sick day! Oh noooooo!!   

So I get to fuck around  and maybe do some washing  then go out for dinner with the family. I figured I  best spend the day with them as I havent seen them all for a couple of months. Then I’m going to come home and watch Dirty Dancing in my room as I know I’ll cry!!! 

Love and hugs

me

My first therapy Session

I decided after reading Shannons post that I would borrow her therapist but I found my own! Yay  So while at work tonight I rung her up…  Heres the tape of our  session..

Hello this is  Siobhaan speaking how can I help?

(incontrolable sobbing and mumbling)

I’m sorry I cant understand you can you take a deep breathe  and count to 10… Thats it breathe in…. and out…. Now calm yourself down you dont need to  have an asthma attack your inhaler is at the back of your draw at home where you’re not… Breathe… Relax…..  Good now can you tell me what happend…

Oh it doesnt matter now…

No you always do this you get all worked up show emotion then you just clam up.. Tell me whats going on..

Well ok… I Was working away helping out in another department getting some  DVD’s ready to return to the supplier when  the manager .. Can I call her  Dragon?  She came along and started yelling at me..

The name Dragon probably isnt the best but ok. What did she say?

She asked me why the hell I wasnt in my department and when I told her what I Was doing she said I always have excuse’s and she was going to see the Fuckwit (store manager)  when he gets back  to tell him whats going on.

Didnt the other managers see you and say nothing?

Yes thats right  two faced whore (my manager) and the other manager  both saw me and said nothing at all about me being there.

But you werent doing anything wrong?

Well yes and no.

Do you want to elaborate on that?

Yes ok.. I was doing what I was told to do by my co-worker who is slightly senior to me  as Fuckwit had said  this return had to be done by tonight (friday) so it could be out for the courier by saturday morning. The Dragon did ask me to help her last night but honestly I didnt have time. I knew I would have to go help her coz if I didnt she would just throw a hissy so I thought Fuck it I just would but then because I have to do my own half hour breaks and my 15 minute breaks  it ended up taking longer.

Well  why does it matter if you have to go see Fuckwit?

Because he will take it from the managers point of view as I’m just a lowly worker when I Was just doing as I Was told!

What else happend tonight?

Well the supervisor needed to have her break and as the Dragon isnt til trained she cant do it and since  I’m not allowed to be in the desk I cant do it either.

Right, why arent you allowed in “the desk”?

I dont know  two faced whore told  all the managers I’m not allowed in there but she didnt give a reason.

So how did this supervisor get her break?

Well the Dragon  told me I could do it. Even though I said to her “but you said im not allowed up there!”

And you dont know why?

No no one has told me. I suspect its because my flatmate is suspected in taking all this stuff that went missing from work.  I totally understand that but no one has said to me “hey because we suspect your flatmate you cant go in here”  if they did then that’d be fine. Sure it sucks that they didnt tell me but atleast I’d know right?

Yes that would have been better. So do you have fish as your management? They dont have very good brains.

(giggles with laughter) Fish!! hahaha.. no fish are more intelligent than management.

So what else did the Dragon have to say?

She then said she wanted to learn my job and the supervisors job,  Me and the supervisor told her that she doesnt have a til number so therefore she cant. She then said that she’d just tell people to go swap sizes. Both me and the supervisor pissed ourselves laughing as we cant do that because it screws up our stock take, Then   the Dragon said “cant I just use your til number?” which is like a BIG BIG no no and it wouldnt help because if I’m  in the desk and shes in my department we both cant be on the til.

Yes she does sound intelligent doesnt she?

Nope  lol

So what else is going on at your work?

Well I found out today that  people have had their lockers broken into. The other week my lock on my locker was undone, I didnt think much of it I figured I must’ve been a dope and not put my lock on properly even though I usually  “make it click”

So you didnt tell anyone?

Nope and now other people have had theirs broken into. At first I thought it might have been management but apparently not.   My other thought is perhaps if they started with me and nothing was said they must’ve thought it was easy to get into and then just  keep on going but now people know.

Did anything get taken?

From mine? no but I usually have loose change in my locker incase I forget my wallet or watever. I dont thnk anything else was taken from other peoples. Its anoying though coz usually I have all my crap in my locker handbag, make up etc and I dont want it to go missing..

Are you going to report it?

Yes I’ve booked some time with the security lady for sunday.

 

So how is the rest of your night going?

Good I feel bad for one of my  co-workers, she asked me what was wrong and I just kept crying.

Well astleast you show emotion occasionally.

Whats that supposed to mean?

Nothing… nothing at all..

So what are you going to do now?

I have  made a list of places that I will work for. Including Auckland and Wellington.

Good luck with that.  Now do I get to have my own page on your blog?

Hmm.. Perhaps.. I’ll think about it. Can I do that as payment?

You mean you’re not going to pay me?

Wow! look at that! I’ve got to go. Byeeeeeeeeeeee

(phone line goes dead)