More Weird Dreams With A Bonus Rant!

Well you all know I’m weird  so I though I would share  some of my recent dreams with you so here goes…

 

First dream:  Last week  I had the following dream involving me and my flatmate. 

I was sitting in the lounge watching   tv when the flatmate comes in, sits down and changes the channel.

me:  “hey  I was watching that. can you like change it back?”

Scott: ” No  I’m watching this. deal with it.”

me: ” Oh whatever then.”

Five mintures later  I’m on my laptop looking at stuff

Scott: “Whatcha lookin at”

Me:  “Just a new computer”

Scott : “Oh you should buy one!”

Me : “Nar I dont have any money”

Scott: “Well you better have coz your paying for half of mine.”

Me: “In  what world would I pay for half of your computer dick?”

Scott: “In this world. Slapper”

Me: “Oh whatever!  I’m leaving”

Then I walked off and slammed the door to my room.

In the morning when i woke up  I still thought I was mad at him too. lol

Second Dream

I had this dream the other night after I Went to bed really REALLY hungry.

Scott, a friend and I Went shopping for a new lounge suite. Scott had picked out a nice pink cup cake one and i was going to get cushions made out of 100’s and 1000’s   with pink frosting on the back. Then just before I woke up there was an ugly looking baby in a basinet.

Interesting, yes??

Now onto the Rant….

I like to think im a nice girl blogger I dont mention how the other week I felt so bloated like  I was 6 months pregnant. Or how  after doing some research for  a friend on pregnancy I found out how gross and DISGUSTING IT IS. So here is my one lil bit about girly stuff…

Who in their right mind invented SQUARE TAMPONS???    Im  talking the ones that look normal at the bottom with the stringy bit but then the top bit has rough straight edges not curvy round ones…  Have you ever tried putting  a square thing into a round hole??? IT FUCKEN HURTS…

So my advice to you

Dont buy Signature range ( new zealand cheap budget brand)  tampons

OR

Libra Tampons.  I only brought the libra ones coz they had a cool tin and it was free. I  like Free stuff .. But NEVER again will  I buy Libra tampons.

Ok I thnk we’re done.

Thank you for listening.

Love and hugs

tootle pip

Your Ranting Queen

my weird dream

I had a dream last night!  that the world….  yeah ok lets cut to the point.

I had a dream that i was at my cousins place and she handed me a peice of paper and she said ” i found your blog” and she looked really pissed off . so i opened the peice of paper and there was an actual post from my blog!  like wow.   and  i was like

 ”oh did i say something about you?”

“‘ YOUR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH JOSH”  

 ”what? your boyfriend josh?”

“YES MY BOYFRIEND JOSH“

 ”um.. why do you think that?”   

 then she pointed to a comment from josh/rotgut  and said “thats josh” 

 ”uhhhh.. thats not  your josh. honest that  josh is from canada ( i know  i know  hes from usa)  hes 23 and has a really hot gf (yes i did say that)” 

 ”oh.. really?” 

“yes really look i am quite preapared to ring canada and  find him if you like even though its like 5am over there im sure he’ll be awake” 

 “oh no .. its ok”

 ”so you think that josh  was your josh why?”  

 ” because he was invited to a party and me and amanda arent”

 ” well maybe he just wanted some man time?”

 ”oh whatever“   

 then i woke up.

I stole a holden.

I had a dream last night.. well this morning really.. that i stole a holden. it was green lime green like the midori im drinking now. just a side note while googling midori i saw a nakid  chick.. make that two.

so in my dream i was already driving a car it may have already been a holden but for some reason i decided to steal this other holden. i dont know how i got into the car all i remember is tht a tape was stuck in the tape deck it was clear and then i went over a  judder bar and then a black tape poped out. while i was driving along i rang my old highschool science teacher mrs skinner and asked her what to do after i’ve stolen the car and dont want to get caught. she told me to find some other licence plates  change them over and then change the registration so by the time the person finds out their car is missing ive already changed  it all and  they cant prove anything. Then i heard this asian type sound (which is the sound my fone makes wen i get a text) and i figured i must’ve driven to china. then suddenly i woke up.

also.. you may like to  know.. you know the other week when i got a text at 4am? well last night  at 3am i text the boy in question. just to be like “ha!!” and so do ya know what he replied with? “what are you up too?”   yup.. go figure…

anyway im  off to  bed got to pack me some stuff.

love n hugs

tootle pip

me.