Warning: Bit of a rant. May be long.
April 17, 2008So this may be long if you dont want to read then I suggest you move on. If you do then yay! your steak knives are in the mail. Thank you for reading…
2 Weekends ago at work some “things of high interest and value” stuff went missing. or “missing” as everyone is saying…
Prime suspects…
1. Thou shalt not be named
2. Me, your loving queen
3. thats it.
So Me and thou shalt not me named got taken upstairs at seperate times to dissccuss what had happend without us talking to each other. the third person that was contacted over this was a work mate but she was just rung up and said she didnt go to the scene of the crime so therefore she was eliminated (um.. couldnt she have lied? like I know she didnt but duh)
Because thou shalt not be named (fuck can I pick any longer nicknames for people??) was in the process of leaving this person was named top suspect. He did say he had intended to purchase these items on layby but changed his mind the next day.
Howevver, the manager told me and the other person that got rung on the fone that these items went missing on saturday not sunday. Interesting yes?
During the course of Friday (the one just gone) the manager is still trying to peice the events together and has worked out the following
- While thou shalt not be named was covering a break at the scene of the crime he decicded he didnt want the items on layby any more and put them into the returns basket. He then went up to the front of the store as it was busy.
- 15mins later I went into the scene of the crime and saw no items that needed to be returned straight away (you know high priced items anything electrical that is easily taken etc) so I carried on about my business not knowing anything.
According to the manager these items of interest have gone in that 15 minute window. The thing is you cant pin it on any ONE person as the doors into the scene of the crime are easily accessable, no one looks at you if you go in there and no one really says anything. I’ve been upstairs and heard the doors open come down later on and found i’ve aquired certain items that just hang around til the person remembers where they left them.
Anyone could have gotten in there.
The questions are
- How did these items get out of the store?
- Where was the recpeipt for this stuff? thats the only way to get out of the shop, with receipts.
- IS everyone being questioned or is just me and thou shalt not be named?
Thou shalt not be named has since left the company, thou shalt not be named was leaving anyway dont worry they didnt fire thou shalt not be named.
During this week there was a flyer handed out in the staffroom saying what was taken what happend (as believed by the manager) and that because of this loss we need to get back $11000 to make our loss’s even. So if someone walked out of the store with $11000 worth of goods surely someone would notice right? And if they didnt shouldnt that person be talked too?
While everyone in the staffroom was reading this they all said it must’ve been thou shalt not be named as that person has since left the company so you know, its logical right? Uh…. ok… 1) This person would NEVER do anything like that. Maybe get a bargin, something on the cheap you know. but never out right STEAL anything. 2) This person is leaving for a job with more responsibility and a lot more than $11000 that he’d be taking responsibility for so why risk it?? WHY WHY WHY?
Obviously I need my job at the moment (more on that later) otherwise I would have told them all to stick their job up their arse. Why? well that for starters you dont treat someone like that thats been in the company for 2 years, gone out of their way to help out for the company like that do you? is that how you get good results?
Now tonight we had a new line up.
1 checkout operator
1 trolly person
and 1 person in the customer services department that hasnt been in there properly for about 2 years.
So I’m helping out coz I’m good like that right? I’m actually counting money in the til when the manager (for tonight) walks past
“Hey oi, I dont want you standing in here doing nothing all night”
“Um.. I’m cashing up a til”
“Yeah well theres clothes to put out go do that”
“Riiiiight….”
Speaking of Clothes! Some clothes were scanning up dear’r than what they should so I called her down as shes the manager of that department. She said.
” Why did you call me? This isnt my problem. Sort it yourself.”
I’m sorry…. arent you the manager of the clothing department? So when some other clothes came through that were too cheap I didnt tell her. And I didnt chaange the price either. so ha.
Later on that night the manager comes up to the customer services person, lets call her… I dont know, her lol that’ll do. So she comes over to her and goes
“wheres the queen? spose shes standing around doing nothing like normal i guess?”
“Actually shes down cleaning up her area she’ll be up soon as shes the only checkout operator I have. The rest went home”
“Right when she gets back can you get her to go put out some clothes”
“No shes got to go on checkout for me”
“Right well before she goes home. make sure you check her bag especially incase shes taken something”
“Right ok…. Shes actually going to be waiting out the back for me to driver her to her car its over 4 blocks away”
Wait… It gets better….
I’m sitting in the staffroom waiting to go home, my bag all ready to be searched when the fone rings…
“Yeah the manager wants you to go around all the tils and see why they wont close down”
“Yeah ok”
So I’m now walking around the store with no one else around checking all the tils and going into the departments you know the ones with high value stock. I find the problem after a few fone calls and walk back out to the staffroom where we get ready to leave.
“hey manager do you want to check my bag before you turn the lights out so you can see EVERYTHING??”
“Oh yeah I guess I better not that you guys would have anything”
WHAT THE FUCK?? DIDNT YOU JUST TELL HER TO CHECK MY BAG AND NOW YOUR SAYING I DONT HAVE ANYTHING?? UMMM… WHATCHA BEEN SMOKING????
Now are you guys thinking what I’m thinking??
If not I’ll explain…
If I Was really trying to rip off the company dont you think it would have been a good idea for me to find some money from anywhere, the cash drawer prolly right then stuff it into a til so it gets stuck knowing that they’d ring me to come and sort it out because the manager is too lazy to walk downstairs and do it herself then whle wearing my rain jacket that has pockets in it walk around the entire store and take out the money from whatever til i put it in and chuck it in my pocket, since the drawer now closes properly I’ve fixed the problem and we can now go home.
Now Im sorry but dont you think it would be dumb to send a person around that is a possible suspect? Or am I the only one that thinks that??
Also while I’m here
This customer came into today, lets use her real name coz thats more fun. Her name is Jess (or is it??) now she came running into the store at 2:50pm DEMANDING that someone get her a stroller barcode so she could get a qoute for WINZ ( winz is the government place that gives slackers money). After being rude to everyone in the store she leaves.
Then she comes back at 3:30pm and wants to get her stroller (with MY tax money) only shes just realised its covered in scratches!! OH NO!! So she wants it cheaper, which I cant do as She was given a set amount from WINZ and I cant give her money. This isnt good enough. I’m getting fucked off with her so I tell her to go and find another one for the same amount.
One hour later she returns.
“I cant find another one so can I just get this cheaper, I need a stroller today as I cant drive Im epileptic.”
“The only way I can give it to you cheaper is if I give you another qoute for the cheaper price and you go back to WINZ. I can only do $5 though (because your fucking me off and I dont like the way your talking to me or your mother)”
“Oh its prolly not worth going back to WINZ. how bout if I buy a storm cover for my stroller can you give me discount on that.”
“Sure why not.” (If it’ll get you out my face I’ll give you anything)
So off she went happy as… Good for her.
Honestly while she was talking to me she was playing with her fone wanting to know who was ringingng her then she wanted to know whot the supervisor was then she was telling her mum to fucken shut up.
Honestly!!!
Now if you think I’m finished your wrong!
You know my stalker?? Well he gave my number to his brother and his brothers friends. SCORE. So now they’re all texting me saying all sorts of shit. GReat.!! I told my stalker if he didnt get his mates to fucken quit it I’d go see my mates at the cop station. (I tell ya for someone who doesnt like cops I sure know a few).
Then today he texts me and asks me why telecom have told him to stop sending malicious texts. I said I didnt know because I wouldnt bother with telecom as they get like 200 complaints a day with texts and they only take it serous if someone is threatening to kill them or something.
Then tonight after I finish work i have FIFTEEN TEXTS from my stalkers friend who says IVe gotten his fone blocked and why the fuck did I Do that??
Now stalker has decided to tell his friends where I Work. Cool. usually I’m alone at work. So that will be fun. The managers wont do shit. Seriously one manager told me that if I ever got robbed not to call her as she’d just go upstairs and hide in her office. Awesome.
Well I’m going to go rest my hand’s as they’re sore.
Thanks for listening!
Oh I didnt tell you about my job interview! I’ll do that later.
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