I’m going to win Lotto

This weekend Powerball is 6.5 million dollars!! I  know it was recently 15milion dollars but hey I’m not greedy.  Heres the list of things I’m going to do…

 

Quit my job Yup I’m going to  hand in my resignation, stick out the one week I have to give. When my “team leader”  asks me  if  I got another job I’m going to say “no” and just smile politely..

Take my friends   somewhere. I would love to take them (not all my friends just my bestsest closest ones)  overseas on a biiiiiiiig holiday . However  one of my friends is about to have her second baby so she wont be able to travel anywhere and I doubt she’ll want to. Also Im pretty sure two of my other friends wont be able to get time off work so here is my new plan.  I’m going to take everyone to my fav hairdresser here in town and let them get pretty haircuts, dye, streaks etc. Then we’re going to go to this other place, I cant remember what its called but it makes the stuff sound like food  e.g a eyelash tint is called  something blueberry desert.  Finally I think we should all go get new outfits to wear then go to wellington to that cool movie theatre where you can stretch out and put your feet up. I’m going to book out the whole place so we can have it all to ourselves then we can watch  whatever is on. Yay.

Dontations  I’m very fussy about what charity’s and organisations that I would donate to so I think I would pick maybe one or two a year  and donate $5grand to ‘em. I know its not much but its more than I could normally give.   The places I plan to donate too are

• My local hospice
• Hospice national fund
• Asthma foundation
• Heart foundation
• The cancer ward at my local hospital (maybe)

I cant remember which other ones I like. grr… 

Buy a new car I do love my current car Stella shes awesome and doesnt take too much petrol but If i’ve got the money I’d like to upgrade her. I dont thnk I’d  get an Evo unless I  could confidently drive a manual. Or if I got some hot guy to drive me everywhere… hehehehehehe..   I’d ask dad if he wanted a new car  too. I’m nice like that.

Since my flatmate has a stubborn computer (slightly stubborn as its in 5 peices on the floor atm) I would buy him a new one. Just this once though. Technically I blame the postie for  the flatmates comp not working.

Dad I would give him some money for whatever…

I dont think I would buy a new house mainly because I dont want the responsibility of shit breaking. If stuff breaks now I can hassle the landlord.

Flatmate I would have to take him to Sylvia Park for the weekend otherwise he would be grumpy.

I do want to travel  and see the world but  I dont want to go alone and since my friends cant come. I have  decided to travel for my honeymoon (all I gotta do is find a guy  that wants to fall in love with me )   I’m guessing if I’m marrying this guy that I can spend long amounts of time with him so going around the world should be sweet.

The rest will go into the trust that I already have. Or maybe a bank account with realllllly high interest so I get lots back weee!!

Oh yeah I’d get a job again.. Otherwise I’d go nuts. I’m  slightly going nuts already hehehehe.. 

So thats it…  All I need to do is buy the winning lotto ticket. My horroscope said I’m going to have good fortune money wise so thats all the proof I need!!

Best go get ready for hell  work.

Love n hugs

meeeeeeee

The Queen Has Returned

hello!!

 So im back  and i have fake nails on so its  rather hard to type with.

Well  i wanted  to  change  my theme n stuff but theres no girly ones so im waiting til scott gets back so i can use his photoshop and make my own. Yay!

So what have i been up too?  well…. i have been working 6 days a week going to bed as early as 730pm   and getting up at 6am and i crashed my dads car.. dont worry its not much no one was hurt…  see i was driving forwards out of the driveway and  the fence moved like  30cms and i hit it and scraped along the fence a bit and then reversed and hit the mirror.. but its only gonna cost $150 to repair.. nothing compared to the first time i crashed the car…. the bumper came off and everything! but anyway…  

I went to my cousins wedding last night.. the guests were mainly athletes and teachers Man athletes get drunk easily.. it was so funny a couple of guys got behind the bar and served themselves coz there was no one there and OMG my other cousin who is like the same age as me infact  she was born on the same day as me anyway she has a totally UGLY boyfriend.. the first one she had wasnt very good looking either and he was a rude cunt but this one is like ewwwwwwwwwwww but he is more polite he shook my hand.. and said hi which is more than the other fuckwit did. AND OMG my cousin  (the same one) ok… im gonna sound like a total bitch when i say this but like hello i’ve been compared to them since the day i was born i might be an only child but i know a thing or  100 bout sibling rivalry. Annnnnyway…. she has packed on the pounds!  her boooty is like racing me for the biggest one and i think  she may be winning..  she has bigger shoulders than me too.

Anyway… the food was really good coz both the bride and groom are athlete freaks (yeah that gene skipped a line) there was good food like tabouli and  peppers and salads and  blue vein chese thingees and omg it was good… very tasty… i have some pics but they are like not on my comp yet.

ahh my cousin ate all the pies.

i know im a bitch but hey thats why you come back.

Right now will someone remind me to send shannons present? coz like i was at the friggin post office the other day to send scott something and i totally freaken forgot. so much for my new years resolution to be more organised! ha.

OMG scott got sky tv and i was like “omg why did u get this im so never going to watch it” and OMG my fav shows are Laguna beach, newport harbour, the hills and the girls of the playboy mansion! wooo! and omg we have rachel rae!!! its sooooooooooo exciting..

So im back and i’ve lost all the favourites on my browser so i gotta go find all of those and do some shopping. I love internet shopping theres no skinny bitch looking at you and thinking mean things while  you buy “hes just not that into you”  or  anything simular like that you know? 

so hit me up and say hi coz i know you missed me.

well best be off

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

Can things get worse? (yes yes they can)

So today i dropped the flatmate off at the airport  and returned home as going to the supermarket  at 5pm on christmas eve was not an option. so i come into the driveway slightly speeding and doing some funky manuover with  scotts care when i see 5 little shits comming out of MY driveway on bikes. Yes. thats right. so  I nearly hit one of them and OF COURSE it would have been all MY fault coz like their black (oohh i hope blacksentenial isnt reading this)  . I suspect they have being doing this a lot since we have moved in as we  work during the day and dont come home til late in the morning (as we are hookers ooh baby…. kidding….)   

Anyway after  wrapping some presents realising that im missing my grandads present and needing to go into town to get  fruit and  booze  (went in last night, well ok so it was morning but  they wouldnt sell it  it took us a while to figure out why  there was a rope around half the shop  until we saw ONE tiny sign saying they dont sell booze between 10pm and 7am)  however, before i went to go i jumped into my dads car (im borrowing it)  and i went to turn it on and… THE FUCKEN CUNT WOULDNT START i suspect the battery is flat so im using scotts car. yay. THEN   the good  old lotto shop is closed. grr… so i just brought him a christmas card  and i’ve got 50$ to  put in it. woo. 

So here i am at  10pm on christmas eve  Slightly boozed  watching my idol bridget.  Now  i did want to watch Pride and Predujice but i cant find it at any dvd shops at present.  Oh i hear you saying to yourself  … wasnt that on tv the other night?? Yes yes it was HOWEVER   due to technical difficulties it was not taped. Turns out the Dvd recorder  prefers to be on AV4 and not just on whatever bloody channel we left it on.  Hmmmph……

well have a fucken merry christmas while i pay attention to bridget as she deserves it. I really hope i dnt die single and alone being half eaten by alsations.

tootle pip

love n hugs

me.

My christmas present list!

ahoy hoy!

so its like nearly december and i havent got my christmas list up yet! as i know you all want to buy me presents… or at the very least your wondering what the Queen wants for christmas right? good so here goes.

1. The entire set of  gilmore girls including the gilmore-isms booklets  all in a pretty case! its currently on ebay but because im a) not american and b) dont have a credit card   and c) dont  trust ebay  i cant buy it. There is hope! as its made for new zealand/ australia (zone 4 ppl) so it is possible that it will be comming over here  sometime  in the new  year. which means!  you can buy it for my birthday! woo!!

2.  Gift vouchers for bendon would be nice. Bendon is a lingerie store.  Even though i have 4 draws of  underwear 4 is not enough people.

3.  Skinny Bitch: A No-Nonsense, Tough-Love Guide for Savvy Girls Who Want to Stop Eating Crap and Start Looking Fabulous.Author: Kim Barnouin, Rory Freedman
  Its a book and its on  fishpond.co.nz i cant give you the link coz it automatically remembers me and i cant 4 the life of me find how to log out!  no its not coz im blonde its so i’ll buy  more books. duh.   normally this wouldnt bother me but there are books on there that i dont want  EVERYONE knowing i read.

4. Hex and the single girl  by Valerie Frankel.  its another book! im not sure if i want to read this book the main characters name is Emma Hutch. mmhmmmm.. you heard me…  Anyway Valerie is really funny i read her other book “i take this man” its really funny you should read that. if your a chick. or a very feminine man. 

5.  The Washingtonienne  Author: Jessica Cutler    apparently this book is “fictional”  but like whatever… this chick  writes a blog about her workmates, her work, who’s shes fucking etc  and then someone finds out its her OMG!  some people dont liike it. other people raave about it. Valleygirl  likes it. go check out her website. i cant find the link atm remind me to do that when i dont have so many windows open.  on the comp not in my house.

6. Britney spears perfume the midnight fantasy  and  the one that i already have but its getting a bit low its black with a pink puffy thing.  Yeah you know what im talkin bout….

7.  Top up my   glassons card so i can go shopping!

8.  Any posters  by Luis Royo,  Victoria Frances or cris ortega. 

9. anything with audrey hepburn or marilyn munroe on it.  Preferably some coasters with audrey on them. that’d be cool.

10. Something that says Queen Bitch.

11. any smashbox cosmetics would be great.  oh and MAC would also be greatly apreciated.

12. pop tarts… twinkies any tasty american food!! send it to meeeeeee

i think thats all 

love n hugs

tootle pip