I am dissapointed with a capital D

So as you saw from my last post  I want to become a Vampire.  Why do I  want to become a Vampire?  Its because of Scotts Sister  lol    she got me onto these books  about  a human girl that falls in love with a Vampire. They’re very good  and i managed to read the first one and the second one (all 500 and something pages) in one weekend. lol  Am  I a good reader? well kinda  i mainly read at work . Yup i got paid to read at work! woo

So anyway i got curious and decided to google the author  (stephanie meyer)  and  I found out they’re making a movie of the first book! This  made me sad.  I stoped reading the Harry potter   books because the movies were different to how i imagined it  and also they got insanely huge  with masses of pages!!!  

So  the two main characters for the movie have been cast  and i dont like either of them.  Bella is  some girl that doesnt look right and Edward is one of those guys from harry potter.   so im sad.  I dont know if i’ll see the movie it may ruin it for me and i really like these books so much so that i can write a post about them! thats how good they are.!!!    

I finished reading the second book this morning. Its been a long time  since a book made me cry. except for lovely bones i havent finished that yet i got it last year for my birthday lol    anyway it was sad and romantic and just cool.   Quite suprising too. I cant really say much coz scott is reading  them as well, hes on the first one. He started reading before  me but he hasnt quite gotten into it yet he needs to really get into it you see.

Well  i best go  mainly coz i need to pee

love n hugs

tootle pip

Vampire  Bitch

10 Reasons why I should be a Vampire… If I’m not one already.

10. I dont like the sun. Seriously. Give me winter any time. Yes i know those of you having blizards and  things are actually throwing stuff at their computer but hey i like it cold.

9. I’m white. Not just your average white but deathly pale  sickly white  (very handy if im feeling “sick” at work lol)

8. I like the taste of blood. Sure i havent tasted much  only my own and maybe a boyfriend or two  but still its pretty good. Dont make that face at me you’ve tried it too.

7.    Vampires get to do cool things like be  near imposible to kill. Move as quiet as a mouse and at the speed of lightening. Fun!!     And they can also have other senses like  reading peoples mind, sensing what humans are doing AND foresee the future. Cool.

6.   Vampire chicks are hot. I too am hot.  Yeah  I know what your thinking.

5.    Vampires can be moody. I too am moody.. ask anyone lol

  4. Theres cool stories about vampires. Someone should write a story about me.  Some of the coolest Vampire books are Twlight, New Moon and Eclipse this set is by the same author and they are GOOD. the authors name is Stephanie Myer. you MUST read these books.  The other is this one here  i havent actually read it but apparently its good and the author has more vampire books that i should read (even though i’ve sent $240  on books this week lets buy some more)

3.  Vampires like night time. I too like nighttime. I  hate early mornings. The only slight issue i have here is that Vampires dont sleep. I like my sleep ALOT.

2.Vampires have pointy teeth. I too have pointy Teeth. I used to have a fang but  it got removed. Sad huh?  apparently everyone is born with fang like teeth but they move of their own accordance. Apparently.

1.  I just should. coz its cool. And vampire sex is cool and  that would be cool. Any questions?  Oh yes i wouldnt eat humans thats mean  i’d stick to just  eating meat like normal. 

And that is it.. so lets have some pics of hot  vampires 

does anyone know why  every store has Underworld evolution but NO ONE has underworld? it is quite annoying.

anyway im off to read my book and consider being a vampire

tootle pip

love n hugs

Queen Vampire. 

or

Vampire Bitch?

hmmmm…

My christmas present list!

ahoy hoy!

so its like nearly december and i havent got my christmas list up yet! as i know you all want to buy me presents… or at the very least your wondering what the Queen wants for christmas right? good so here goes.

1. The entire set of  gilmore girls including the gilmore-isms booklets  all in a pretty case! its currently on ebay but because im a) not american and b) dont have a credit card   and c) dont  trust ebay  i cant buy it. There is hope! as its made for new zealand/ australia (zone 4 ppl) so it is possible that it will be comming over here  sometime  in the new  year. which means!  you can buy it for my birthday! woo!!

2.  Gift vouchers for bendon would be nice. Bendon is a lingerie store.  Even though i have 4 draws of  underwear 4 is not enough people.

3.  Skinny Bitch: A No-Nonsense, Tough-Love Guide for Savvy Girls Who Want to Stop Eating Crap and Start Looking Fabulous.Author: Kim Barnouin, Rory Freedman
  Its a book and its on  fishpond.co.nz i cant give you the link coz it automatically remembers me and i cant 4 the life of me find how to log out!  no its not coz im blonde its so i’ll buy  more books. duh.   normally this wouldnt bother me but there are books on there that i dont want  EVERYONE knowing i read.

4. Hex and the single girl  by Valerie Frankel.  its another book! im not sure if i want to read this book the main characters name is Emma Hutch. mmhmmmm.. you heard me…  Anyway Valerie is really funny i read her other book “i take this man” its really funny you should read that. if your a chick. or a very feminine man. 

5.  The Washingtonienne  Author: Jessica Cutler    apparently this book is “fictional”  but like whatever… this chick  writes a blog about her workmates, her work, who’s shes fucking etc  and then someone finds out its her OMG!  some people dont liike it. other people raave about it. Valleygirl  likes it. go check out her website. i cant find the link atm remind me to do that when i dont have so many windows open.  on the comp not in my house.

6. Britney spears perfume the midnight fantasy  and  the one that i already have but its getting a bit low its black with a pink puffy thing.  Yeah you know what im talkin bout….

7.  Top up my   glassons card so i can go shopping!

8.  Any posters  by Luis Royo,  Victoria Frances or cris ortega. 

9. anything with audrey hepburn or marilyn munroe on it.  Preferably some coasters with audrey on them. that’d be cool.

10. Something that says Queen Bitch.

11. any smashbox cosmetics would be great.  oh and MAC would also be greatly apreciated.

12. pop tarts… twinkies any tasty american food!! send it to meeeeeee

i think thats all 

love n hugs

tootle pip