Meme-erising!

I’ve already done this before but i have nothing to say really   so i thought i’d do this to pass the time. I got it from shan yay!  so if you wanna do it then please feel free and let me know so i can read it

 Seven Random/ Weird Things About Me meme.

The rules are as follows:
# Link to the person who tagged you
# Post the rules on your blog.
# Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog.
# Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
# Leave a comment on their blogs so that they know they have been tagged.

1. I love the smell of books!   I went to whitcoulls the other day and i smelt the smell of books it was great it made me feel crazy!  woo!

2. If I’m asleep  and you start talkin to me chances are i’ll talk back but i never start the conversation you must talk to me first. weird huh?  Even better  i never remember talkin to you. its a great way to find out all my secrets.

3.  Every time  I   go to the hair dressers  I always look in the mirror  and look at how high my forehead is, how it has bumps on the side  how my eyes are all dark and circly. This is ONLY at the hair dressers.. never anywhere else.

4.  At work  I  am mostly organised  I have everything all neat and tidy all lovely and looking pretty (unless its real busy or i just dont care)  So i can spend my time Either reading a book, shopping or answering the fone and hanging up on them. Yes thats right! I answer the fone sometimes i’ll let them go on about whatever it is they feel i really MUST know and i’ll wait til they’re right in the middle of a word and i’ll just hang up. its great fun. you shud try it.  Other times  I just pick up the fone say nothing and hang it up. And Yet  I tell the  “younger” ones off for being immature.  go figure lol

5.   I have most of my funeral songs planed out. I’ve had my list since i was…. 15? Yes 15  i was going to post it but i havent done it yet.  I dont think of it as weird I see it as  planning for the future. I dont want no one playing u2 or  like some gay ponsy band at my funeral.
 

6.  I dont believe in  God …. If i  have to fill out a form that asks about my religon i write ” Christian Athiest” . I do believe in Karma, Fate,   That we are not the only beings around here and  Reincarnation. 

7.  I like to bake  but i dont really like eating  what i’ve baked. So  the fudge i made the other day will sit in the fridge while i force my flatmate to eat it bit  by bit so i can make more  fudge in a different flavour! woo.

I’m not going to tag people for this one, but if you’d like to do it, or if you’ve already done it then let me know and I’ll head on over to your blog to check it out…

so thats it. im off to go do something really exciting!  yay.

oh hey if your reading this could you do me a favour and try going to valley girls blog i’ve been trying to go there for the past few days but my explorer  keeps frezzing yet everywhere else is fine so if you guys have probs too then that would make me happy.

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

The Queen is a bitch on a power trip!

Stay tuned for tomorrows post.

it will be filled with swear words

                                                                  and a few choice new lingo

                    management can shove it.

                                                                                                                                              me on a power trip?

            who  are you kidding? im lovely

                                                                                           right?

fucken do your job cunt

                                                                                                         why shud i have to page you 2 times to do something?

its not rocket science. find bike. find matching docket bring bike to customer.

                                                       DUH.

my weird dream

I had a dream last night!  that the world….  yeah ok lets cut to the point.

I had a dream that i was at my cousins place and she handed me a peice of paper and she said ” i found your blog” and she looked really pissed off . so i opened the peice of paper and there was an actual post from my blog!  like wow.   and  i was like

 ”oh did i say something about you?”

“‘ YOUR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH JOSH”  

 ”what? your boyfriend josh?”

“YES MY BOYFRIEND JOSH“

 ”um.. why do you think that?”   

 then she pointed to a comment from josh/rotgut  and said “thats josh” 

 ”uhhhh.. thats not  your josh. honest that  josh is from canada ( i know  i know  hes from usa)  hes 23 and has a really hot gf (yes i did say that)” 

 ”oh.. really?” 

“yes really look i am quite preapared to ring canada and  find him if you like even though its like 5am over there im sure he’ll be awake” 

 “oh no .. its ok”

 ”so you think that josh  was your josh why?”  

 ” because he was invited to a party and me and amanda arent”

 ” well maybe he just wanted some man time?”

 ”oh whatever“   

 then i woke up.