100 things!!
I did this a while back for my 200th post coz thats how things roll around here. so enjoy.
Family
100. I share my birthday with two cousins. I am the youngest born at 12:12pm.
99. Even though I am an only child I have been consstantly compared to my older cousins X and Y who are twins. “why cant you be more like X??” not by my parents but by my loving grandparents. Gosh! ok well Did you know dear nana that while at university far away from all of her family Y lost her virginity, got pregnant, had an abortion, realised that guys liked that she was a virgin, told more guys she was a virgin until the guys started talking to each other and started calling her a slut. Also Y failed her degree and had to come back with her family to start and complete her teaching degree.
98. For christmas when I was younger my Aunty (the mother of X and Y and my cousin who is older than me. lets call her M) used to by M and me exactly the same christmas presents. And if that wasnt bad enough she brought us the same thing two years in a row. So for two christmas’s We got the same thing.
97. When I was younger I droped my baby cousin on the floor.
96. while spending the day with X,Y and M they got me to write a note about my cousin C it was a nasty letter. The parents found it but didnt know who wrote it. I had forgotten about this letter until my mum and aunty mentioned it a few years ago. I never owned up to it.
95. My father and I do not have a relation ship with his mother (my grandmother) . When I was first born dad tried to get some of his old toys off of his mother but she claimed she gave them all away. This year at my cousins birthday my grandmother gave my cousin a “family heirlom” which was a peter rabbit egg cup THAT USED TO BE MY FATHERS. Dad and I never said a word to her.
94. I found out on this same day that my grandmother does not like being called “Grandma” . I have vowed to call her grandma.
93. My granddad (grandma’s ex husband) died when i was… 3 or 4? The most clearest memory I have is of me putting sand onto his coffin and asking my uncle why he was crying because I could see grandad over in the distance.
92. Technically I am not an only child.
91. I know something my mum did many years ago, I am not sure if my dad knows. I do know my mum knows that I know and I’m not going to say anything to my dad thats their business you know?
90. I havent spoken to my uncles partner for two years. I am still pissed off with her and I Refuse to talk to her.
History
89. Since kingergarten til highschool I liked the same boy.
88. In highschool after I stoped liking said boy EVERYONE found out and then told him.
87. He walked with me somewhere and tried to talk to me but I felt so awkward that I just ignored him, Now I think “what if he was the one??”
86. I have never taken a boy home from the pubs. Never.
85. I deleted the statment for this. I have a new one… It is … I have odd feet.
84. I felt that number 85 may have been too much information for some of my friends reading this.
83. I have had glasses since just before my 5th birthday. I think I look weird without them.
82. I did go through a phase where I would take my glasses off in photographs. I think it was more because I had those stupid ones that turn into sunglasses which I dont recomend.
81. In primary school for some reason I wore the same jersey everyday. I dont know why.
80. I played with barbie dolls until I was like 12.
Friends
79. In primary school I was friends with JD and JB. JD’s little brother liked me. He is now gay. Is this my fault?? lol Also JD and JB’s brothers dressed up together in womans clothing. YES there are photos. But not here.
78. JB and I Are still friends. But not so much with JD infact I see her brother more and get along with him better than I did with her.
77. Also in primary school I had a friend (shocking yes?) called RP who had a really… not skinny mother. As a result of this her mother put her on a diet. Yup she was like 7 years old and on a diet. while her mother ate junk food.
76. The most distinctive memory I have of SS is when RP and I had a HUGE fight over.. something and we werent talking any more but we were still talking to SS. SS would go between me and RP saying that she like which ever one better. If she was with me she would like me better than RP. Eventually we found out and we united and got mad at SS.
75. SS and RP left shortly after that. SS returned many years later in internediate. I rememberd thinking I knew her from somwhere but couldnt think where. So I went and talked to her. Since then I <span style=”text-decoration:line-through;”>havent been able to get rid of her</span> have been friends with her. Even now.
74. Out of all my friends I think I was the only one that actually played barbie dolls for like you know getting married and having babies the others used to run off with the horses.
73. Even though all my friends loved horses (infact SS used to <span style=”text-decoration:line-through;”>still does </span> gallop around any open area like a horse) I hated them. Still do.
72. we’ve had our tough times and we’ve broken away from each other at one point or another I’m still best mates with the two mates I’ve had since primary school (JB and SS).
71. Even though I am best mates with SS I am still YET TO MEET HER BOYFREIND OF NEARLY ONE YEAR.
70. I am not happy about that.
Favourites.
69. My favourite sexual position…. is NOT the 69. hehehehe..
68. My favourite colours are: baby blue, baby pink, midnight blue, black (even though its not a colour) annnnnnnnnnd… silver.
67. My favourite movies are: xXx, The fast and the furious, The devil wears Prada, Step up, Dirty dancing and Now and then.
66. My favourite shops are: Glassons (not so much any more) Max (although I find the store intimidating), Stax, the body shop and basically everything at Slyvia Park.
65. My favourite thing to do at work is: Ring up staff members and mention I brought a personal massager and now it doesnt go or something dirty like that. Or I like to shop.
64. My favourite item of clothing is my flannelette pajamas because they’re nice and warm and cosy
63. My favourite friend is…. Hahahahaa I cant saaaaaaaaaaay….
62. My favourite food is : beef lasange with a nice salad.
61. My favourite day of the week is: Either monday or wednesday. Monday coz I usually do nothing and Wednesday because I get <span style=”text-decoration:line-through;”>laid</span> paid.
60. My favourite City is: New York. Even though I’ve never been there and its full of people and muggers and such it looks pretty and has cool shops. Paris would be my favourite but its the “city of love” or something and I have no one that loves me (ok no boy that loves me) and so it would make me sad.
59. My favourite tv shows are: Alll the CSI’s, all the Law and orders, Shorty street, GREYS!!, Men in trees (not as good as it was) Desperate housewives, Bones, Friends and I Watch too much tv!!
58. My favourite Religion is: Athiest Christian. I made it up. Close second would be SS’s cult thing which I dont think is functioning.
57. My favourite thing to do is: think. Yup. I like to think.
56. My favourite Resturant is: Pompeii’s I think… I havent been to many as I dont like to date as I find it confusing. I must go out for more dinners with mates.
54. My favourite Plant is: lol ummmmm I dont know.. I’m not a gardener… coconut trees! OR vanilla thingees. coz im betting they would smell good.
53. My favourite time of day is: Nighttime.
52. My favourite Singer/band is: Ummm… too many… Singer: at the moment its leona lewis only because i like that song. Band is Killswitch engage and KoRn.
51. My favourite thing on a guy is: Voice and smell. Yeah I’m having two. I like a guy that smells good. So good I wanna tear his clothes off and do rather innapropriate things to him. Same with voice I like a nice manly voice. None of this sounding like you’ve just come out of puberty. A guy with a voice like Vin diesel would be good.. *sighs* Vin diesel would be good.
50. My favourite actor: Vin Diesel! What a suprise!! My favourite Actress: Ummm…. I’ll come back to that one.
Personal
From Evyl (the only one that sent me questions)
<div>49. What’s the best thing to do on a cold drizzly morning?</div>
<div> Stay in bed with a nice cup of tea or milo, watch dvds. Or sit infront of a cosy fire and read books.</div>
<div>48.Do your rl friends and family know about your blog?</div>
<div> 3 of my Real Life friends know about my blog. None of my family do.</div>
<div>47.If not what would they think about it?</div>
<div>I think they would be in shock at how weird I am. Around the family I’m mostly quiet and shy, polite and never swearing.</div>
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<div>46.What’s better sweet or salty?</div>
<div>Well.. bout 50/50 I dont like things too sweet or too salty a nice combination is good. Now I’m not sure, is this question dirty? if it is I dont get it…</div>
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<div>45. What’s the most important factor to consider when choosing a prospective mate and what is the least?</div>
<div> By mate I’m assuming boyfriend?? </div>
<div>Most important: Hmm.. Personality. If they’re not so good looking thats ok but we need to click on that upper level when you’re 80, you’ve got glacoma and hes the only person around looks arent going to matter so much when all you want is someone to talk to. I hate people that think they’re funny but arent. Like my stalker.</div>
<div>Least important: Hmm… I dont know.. Even though I said looks arent that important they still are. Where they live is kind of a factor. I guess… I dont know..</div>
<div>46. What’s the funnest thing that you have ever done while clothed?</div>
<div>Um… Danced? You have to see me dance honestly I cant. Oh I pole danced fully clothed. That must’ve been funny. I cant actually remember</div>
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<div>45. What’s the strangest thing that you have ever ate?</div>
<div> Hmmm… Ants.</div>
<div>44.What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage?</div>
<div>Midori illusion, Jack daniels Smirnoff Vodka and KGB Black russians. </div>
<div>43.Who is the one person that you would like to bitch slap the most?</div>
<div>I cant say as I know this person reads my blog. I would love to bitch slap a lot of customers, all of my bosses except maybe one of them and my uncles partner and my grandmother.</div>
<div>42. I am currently watching “the top ten boy bands” and I am going to admit that so far I know every single word of the songs they are playing. Am I ashamed??? NO. I DO think I should be, though lol</div>
<div>41. I havent had my hair its natural colour since I Was 8 years old. And my hair is fine silky and I have no bald spots.</div>
<div>40.What about your first childood memory? Well I vaguely remember learning to walk as thats in the next question. I guess the next memory I have is being in primary school and I had forgotten my glasses so I couldnt see anything and I got told off by my teacher. Not very exciting lol</div>
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39. what age did you start walking at? I cant remember what age it was specifically. I do remember it was at my nanas and it was after my cousin M. I Was crying because she was walking and I couldnt so I did it but it wasnt as special coz she walked first. 
38. what was your primary school like? Well it was ok. A lot of comparision to cousin M. Although she started swearing in class and being naughty so we got seperated and then I started doing a lot better in school. Hahaha.
37. Which kindy did you go to? I did go to Northend Playcentre but I didnt like it. It was scary and stuff. So I went to Makino kindergarten which was alot better. We had some rats there and some robber broke in and stole stuff and killed the rats. I think they were rats.
36. Who was your first freind? That would be (besides my Da doll) Danielle. She used to like that song <span style=”text-decoration:line-through;”>which I cant remember</span> Called Dream and this boy called Matt. We went to the same kindy and our mums were friends. Dannielle is now married.
35.What was the first time you did something cringingly stupid? Hmm… I dont remember.. oh at primary school cousin M and her friend G made me go with G to the shop to buy lollies. G said she was allowed to go because she was older so I could go too. We got caught and I got detention.
34. What’s your most embarrasing moment? Ahhh so many too choose from
I think I’ve gotten over most of them. There was the time at highschool when everyone told everyone I liked person T. Then my so called friends wrote a note on the school cafeterria that I liked person D. I found this stupid as I didnt like him. He was going out with a friend of mine and people were making fun of him so I told them to cut it out just because you’re different doesnt mean you need to be mad fun of right? Apparently that meant I liked him.
Also one time I Was saying at a friends place and my pj’s were all twisty uppy and anoying me so I was trying to undo it all by raising my hips and moving my pjs around my friend saw this and said “ew you are so gross can you not do that?” I had no idea what she was on about. Now im guessing she may have thought i was doing a bit of self-loving.. I would like to clarify that i was not.
33. What was your favorite thing in Kindy? Dress ups. Eating oranges!! Coz I’d eat the orange then shove the skin in my mouth like it was my smile. Or playing in the sandbox. Or playing house.
32. What was your favourite thing in primary school? Playing that game “Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” and story time.
31. What was your favourite thing in highschool? Lunchtime! When friend J got her lience and a car then we’d go get subway or something for lunch. Study period was good too. When the teachers started respecting us more that was pretty cool too.
30. What was my favourite thing beyond? err.. Beyond what? my favourite thing about work is that I get to shop and get paid for it. As long as I dont get caught. and giving mates good discounts.
<em>I’d just like to take a break to ad that I got some stuff from the health shop to fix my sore red nose. It has avacado in it while I am quite partial to my avacado I dont like it being shoved under my nose where I can constantly smell it.</em>
29. I have names picked out that I would like for my kids. I’m waiting for them to make the whole birth thing nice and simple.
28. I dont like much history but I do like the German history and stuff about Anne Frank.
27. I cant sleep in silence I need to have noise like a DVD or music going continuously.
26. I used to have an Alf Lunchbox and sipper cup.
25. If I like a book I Want to buy it so I can read it again and again.
24. I dont like heights but I love being in the Gondola’s and on airoplanes.
23. I have blue eyes.
22. <— Thats my age. Terrible two’s hehehe.
21. No matter what room in any house I live in my bed has to be under a window even though its bad feng shui.
20. I can find songs on the ‘net even if I dont have much to go by.
19. I cant stand SUDUKU or whatever it is.
18. Is the legal age to drink. I Started drinking from the age of like 12months. No really! There are pics of me on my uncles lap with a can of DB and before you say “it was prolly empty” go ask my dad he’ll tell you. And ya know what this whole drinking early thing? I totally dont see the need to get boozed and take off my clothes. I am a sensible drinker.
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17. Hows that for questions? Well not bad thanks shan!
16. Sometimes I have weird dreams. Really weird ones.
15. Somes I just know things. I dont know how I just do. For example Years ago I told my mum she used to do drugs. Not like heavy or nothing just the odd joint here and there. She finally came clean and said she did only because she asked me if my (then) boyfriend did drugs and I said yes. She asked me if I had too and I Said no (because at that point I hadnt)
14. I dont like fish from the ocean.
13. I am a slight procrastinator infact my favourite saying is “what you cannot be bothered doing today you can always put off tomorrow”
12. I love lingerie. I love pajamas. I have an obsession with both.
11. I love old cartoons like the smurfs, the flintstones, the snorks, the jetsons, the loony tunes etc.
10. I love pink things! I have a pink fone, two pink ipods, a pink camera etc
9.. I drink chocolate milk and lemonade sometimes. In the same glass.
8. I have had one speeding ticket. stupid cop.
7. For the first time since I Started working in retail I have successfully grown my fingernails. They take a lot of work.
6. I cry watching sad tv programmes. I know its just tv but these people are real to me.
5. I am alergic to peanuts.
4. I never liked horses. Did I mention that already?.
3. I miss taking photos with a SLR camera, developing the film myself (swearing to get the film onto the wheel thingee) mixing up chemicals then making contact sheets. *sighs*
2. Until I Was 16 years old most of my family (nana, grandad, uncles aunties etc) thought I was a lesbian.
1. Nearly done! woo!! … When I Was younger I was addicted to the “baby-sitters club” Books I even had video’s and everything! They’re still around today amazingly.
Questions from the flatmate
Do I have hairy armpits?
No Shaved today.
. Do I have hairy legs.?
Err.. .yes its winter lol no one sees my legs.
. Do I have webbed feet.?
Um… no….
. Are you a whore?
Um… no….being a whore would imply I get sex on a regular basis from a lot of guys. None of this is true for me.
OMG YAY IM FINISHED!
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