Girly moan

On the weekend I Realised I hadnt had my  period for about 2 months I figured I’d better give myself one so I stoped taking my pill and so far so good.

Yesterday when I Was cleaning up the house I had my ipod going when one of my funeral songs came on and it made me cry!  which I guess is the point of a funeral song but its never made me cry before. I thought yay! must be pms time!!

Then last night I had the most uncomfortable sleep ever!! I  was sleeping away when I woke up with a herd of elephants stampeiding across my uterus  but I pushed them away and got back to sleep. Finally after waking up four times I decided at 4am to take some drugs and good old nurofen gel.  It took forever for the two lots to kick in but once they did I ended up going back to sleep. 

I finally woke up this morning  feeling ok but now OMG the elephants are back! I’ve taken some more drugs but I havent done the nurofen gel again as I have to go into town and I dont want to over drug myself.

Also I saw these new pads on tv a few months back  promising “a peaceful nights sleep being able to sleep how you normally do” . Although I sleep how ever the fuck I Want no matter what time of the month it is they were $3.99 so I thought why not?? But omg they have like four wings!! I dont need to feel like im strapping on some other type of apendage thank you very much Stayfree. I think I’ll stick to libra.

Anyway I thought you would like to know that it is  that time of the month for me and I could REALLY do with a coffee. Odd as I havent wanted coffee for ages and I dont know if I want to have  a coffee today as I’m going out for coffee tomorrow. Hmmm decisions…  I guess it’ll depend on how easy it is to get to starbucks and if I get  Drivers-pms-rage.  Oh speaking of driving …

PETROL IS NOW $1.97 A LITRE! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS PEOPLE. FUCK.ME.  Apparently in china their petrol is subsidised. Why the fuck isnt ours? Because our government puts two tax’s on ours. Thats why.

Right I’m going into town. I’ve got to go see the lovely people at budget waste. OMG the secretary lady rung up yesterday and said “hi I rung up for Scott on saturday and left a message for him to call me back and he hasnt.”  in this totally accusing tone like I didnt give him the message so I said ” yes I gave him the message but he works until 5pm so I dont know if he had time to go see you. Obviously  he didnt.” and then I hung up.

So  Scott went in last night after work and said there were people in the office but the door was locked and they all just stared at him. He was mighty pissed off last night. I  offered to go in  today wearing my catsuit and nunchucks. 

Well this is rather long.

I’m out.

Love n hugs

Queen PMS