My first therapy Session

I decided after reading Shannons post that I would borrow her therapist but I found my own! Yay  So while at work tonight I rung her up…  Heres the tape of our  session..

Hello this is  Siobhaan speaking how can I help?

(incontrolable sobbing and mumbling)

I’m sorry I cant understand you can you take a deep breathe  and count to 10… Thats it breathe in…. and out…. Now calm yourself down you dont need to  have an asthma attack your inhaler is at the back of your draw at home where you’re not… Breathe… Relax…..  Good now can you tell me what happend…

Oh it doesnt matter now…

No you always do this you get all worked up show emotion then you just clam up.. Tell me whats going on..

Well ok… I Was working away helping out in another department getting some  DVD’s ready to return to the supplier when  the manager .. Can I call her  Dragon?  She came along and started yelling at me..

The name Dragon probably isnt the best but ok. What did she say?

She asked me why the hell I wasnt in my department and when I told her what I Was doing she said I always have excuse’s and she was going to see the Fuckwit (store manager)  when he gets back  to tell him whats going on.

Didnt the other managers see you and say nothing?

Yes thats right  two faced whore (my manager) and the other manager  both saw me and said nothing at all about me being there.

But you werent doing anything wrong?

Well yes and no.

Do you want to elaborate on that?

Yes ok.. I was doing what I was told to do by my co-worker who is slightly senior to me  as Fuckwit had said  this return had to be done by tonight (friday) so it could be out for the courier by saturday morning. The Dragon did ask me to help her last night but honestly I didnt have time. I knew I would have to go help her coz if I didnt she would just throw a hissy so I thought Fuck it I just would but then because I have to do my own half hour breaks and my 15 minute breaks  it ended up taking longer.

Well  why does it matter if you have to go see Fuckwit?

Because he will take it from the managers point of view as I’m just a lowly worker when I Was just doing as I Was told!

What else happend tonight?

Well the supervisor needed to have her break and as the Dragon isnt til trained she cant do it and since  I’m not allowed to be in the desk I cant do it either.

Right, why arent you allowed in “the desk”?

I dont know  two faced whore told  all the managers I’m not allowed in there but she didnt give a reason.

So how did this supervisor get her break?

Well the Dragon  told me I could do it. Even though I said to her “but you said im not allowed up there!”

And you dont know why?

No no one has told me. I suspect its because my flatmate is suspected in taking all this stuff that went missing from work.  I totally understand that but no one has said to me “hey because we suspect your flatmate you cant go in here”  if they did then that’d be fine. Sure it sucks that they didnt tell me but atleast I’d know right?

Yes that would have been better. So do you have fish as your management? They dont have very good brains.

(giggles with laughter) Fish!! hahaha.. no fish are more intelligent than management.

So what else did the Dragon have to say?

She then said she wanted to learn my job and the supervisors job,  Me and the supervisor told her that she doesnt have a til number so therefore she cant. She then said that she’d just tell people to go swap sizes. Both me and the supervisor pissed ourselves laughing as we cant do that because it screws up our stock take, Then   the Dragon said “cant I just use your til number?” which is like a BIG BIG no no and it wouldnt help because if I’m  in the desk and shes in my department we both cant be on the til.

Yes she does sound intelligent doesnt she?

Nope  lol

So what else is going on at your work?

Well I found out today that  people have had their lockers broken into. The other week my lock on my locker was undone, I didnt think much of it I figured I must’ve been a dope and not put my lock on properly even though I usually  “make it click”

So you didnt tell anyone?

Nope and now other people have had theirs broken into. At first I thought it might have been management but apparently not.   My other thought is perhaps if they started with me and nothing was said they must’ve thought it was easy to get into and then just  keep on going but now people know.

Did anything get taken?

From mine? no but I usually have loose change in my locker incase I forget my wallet or watever. I dont thnk anything else was taken from other peoples. Its anoying though coz usually I have all my crap in my locker handbag, make up etc and I dont want it to go missing..

Are you going to report it?

Yes I’ve booked some time with the security lady for sunday.

 

So how is the rest of your night going?

Good I feel bad for one of my  co-workers, she asked me what was wrong and I just kept crying.

Well astleast you show emotion occasionally.

Whats that supposed to mean?

Nothing… nothing at all..

So what are you going to do now?

I have  made a list of places that I will work for. Including Auckland and Wellington.

Good luck with that.  Now do I get to have my own page on your blog?

Hmm.. Perhaps.. I’ll think about it. Can I do that as payment?

You mean you’re not going to pay me?

Wow! look at that! I’ve got to go. Byeeeeeeeeeeee

(phone line goes dead)

I’m going to win Lotto

This weekend Powerball is 6.5 million dollars!! I  know it was recently 15milion dollars but hey I’m not greedy.  Heres the list of things I’m going to do…

 

Quit my job Yup I’m going to  hand in my resignation, stick out the one week I have to give. When my “team leader”  asks me  if  I got another job I’m going to say “no” and just smile politely..

Take my friends   somewhere. I would love to take them (not all my friends just my bestsest closest ones)  overseas on a biiiiiiiig holiday . However  one of my friends is about to have her second baby so she wont be able to travel anywhere and I doubt she’ll want to. Also Im pretty sure two of my other friends wont be able to get time off work so here is my new plan.  I’m going to take everyone to my fav hairdresser here in town and let them get pretty haircuts, dye, streaks etc. Then we’re going to go to this other place, I cant remember what its called but it makes the stuff sound like food  e.g a eyelash tint is called  something blueberry desert.  Finally I think we should all go get new outfits to wear then go to wellington to that cool movie theatre where you can stretch out and put your feet up. I’m going to book out the whole place so we can have it all to ourselves then we can watch  whatever is on. Yay.

Dontations  I’m very fussy about what charity’s and organisations that I would donate to so I think I would pick maybe one or two a year  and donate $5grand to ‘em. I know its not much but its more than I could normally give.   The places I plan to donate too are

• My local hospice
• Hospice national fund
• Asthma foundation
• Heart foundation
• The cancer ward at my local hospital (maybe)

I cant remember which other ones I like. grr… 

Buy a new car I do love my current car Stella shes awesome and doesnt take too much petrol but If i’ve got the money I’d like to upgrade her. I dont thnk I’d  get an Evo unless I  could confidently drive a manual. Or if I got some hot guy to drive me everywhere… hehehehehehe..   I’d ask dad if he wanted a new car  too. I’m nice like that.

Since my flatmate has a stubborn computer (slightly stubborn as its in 5 peices on the floor atm) I would buy him a new one. Just this once though. Technically I blame the postie for  the flatmates comp not working.

Dad I would give him some money for whatever…

I dont think I would buy a new house mainly because I dont want the responsibility of shit breaking. If stuff breaks now I can hassle the landlord.

Flatmate I would have to take him to Sylvia Park for the weekend otherwise he would be grumpy.

I do want to travel  and see the world but  I dont want to go alone and since my friends cant come. I have  decided to travel for my honeymoon (all I gotta do is find a guy  that wants to fall in love with me )   I’m guessing if I’m marrying this guy that I can spend long amounts of time with him so going around the world should be sweet.

The rest will go into the trust that I already have. Or maybe a bank account with realllllly high interest so I get lots back weee!!

Oh yeah I’d get a job again.. Otherwise I’d go nuts. I’m  slightly going nuts already hehehehe.. 

So thats it…  All I need to do is buy the winning lotto ticket. My horroscope said I’m going to have good fortune money wise so thats all the proof I need!!

Best go get ready for hell  work.

Love n hugs

meeeeeeee