Cat Fight….

I’ve been a bit quiet on the old blog bit  Im trying to decide   If i want to start a new blog  make some changes n what not. anyway while I continue to ponder lets have another post.

You may remember me talking about this chick at work called Gertrude. She is called Gertrude because… Well  I dont remember why  but anyway shes a bossy so called know it all bitch and  I dont  like her ONE BIT.  However,  I am not alone on this  NO ONE likes her. 

So she  only started working  about november last year and  after an hour she knew all there was to know about everything and so she decided to boss the rest of us around.  If you know me you’ll know i dont take too kindly to  being told what to do , infact neither do most  of  us.  

Then we got told she was being made a PERMINANT  staff member…. oooh did all of us start swearing and cursing! 

To add to this we got told she would be working in the “private”  sector of work  the place where we like to be  we hide out in our lil cubicle and mock people  (although as we found  out even though we THINK we’re being quiet we can  be heard from quite far away oops).

Just when things were looking like hell….. She told our “team leader” that she can only work two days a week! OH NOOOOOOOOOOO… thus working only two days a week would  mean there would be no point in training her in the “private” sector.  aww no!!!  *sheds a tear*    .   Things started looking up  the sun was shining from the heavens… Gertrude decided to  hold some stock  at work to take home at a later date… As i was taking her item upstairs  it “accidently” fell down  (ok truthfully thats not what happend..  i took it upstairs put it on the top shelf then purposefully bashed it down. it was FUN then my co workers did it too)   so  it had a massive dent in the box and i felt kinda bad. So i got another one to replace it and all was fine and dandy.

Then the firey massives from hell leaped up and started licking my feet…  actually i have no idea what that means it just sounded  good…  anyway…   My co worker and flatmate came running down to see me ran straight upstairs i heard an all mighty crash  then he comes running back down the stairs giggly and happy  and goes to me

“Gertrude told Amy* (name has been changed)  that your a bitch.”

“I’m a bitch???? IM A BITCH?? what the fuck did i do to that skanky arsed whore face bitch??”

“well   Amy was saying that  Gertrude said you always take ages for your breaks you hang up in the “private area” you dont do anything  and your just a bitch”

“……… WELL THEN IF THAT BITCH THINKS SHE CAN MESS WITH ME SHES GOT ANOTHER THING COMMING. IM A BITCH? IM A BITCH…… RIGHT THAT LITTLE SHITS GOT IT COMMING TO HER LET ME AT HER WHERE IS SHE?”

“shes gone home.”

“RIGHHHHHT.. im gonna find out where that slapper is”

So your  prolly pretty mad too arent you??   are you leaping up  n down in your seat wondering what  the Queen is going to do??

here are my thoughts….

1.  Throw rocks through her windows  (i found out where she lives)

2. have 100 pizzas delivered to her door mainly sardine and fishy gross ones.

3.  knock on the door and smack her in the face.

4.  Learn kick boxing  practice my right hook, get another job see her out on the town and be like OMG GERTRUDE ITS BEEN SO LONG!!   take off her glasses then BAM with the right hook

5.  throw rose clippings at her

6. throw eggs at her

7.  Somehow make her pants tighter so that when she goes to bend over they rip..

But do you know what  I finally decided on……

you’ll be quite excited

pleased even

………………I’m going to be nice to her.

Yup.

Nice. 

I’m not goin to sacrifice my long breaks.

But i can do the “good morning Gertrude how are you?”   “gertrude! that top looks just lovely where’d u get that from?”

My flatmate said its quite scary when im nice to people. He approves of my plan.   beacause either a ) shes dumb enough to not think that Amy would have told me.   b) shes dumb enough to think that i am just being nice to her or.  c) she will think i am being genuinely nice to her and she’ll think  that i have  given in to her.

then… when she least expects it… im going to punch her in the face..

HAHAHAHAHA SUCCCCCCCCCCKER….

well  im off to go… do something..

love n hugs

tootle pip

meeeeeee 

What a Crap Weekend.

So I had to work all weekend Nothing totally out of the ordinary there. However Friday night for reasons unknown to me i could not sleep. the last time i checked my cellfone it was 3.23am!   At that point i had to get up in LESS THAN THREE HOURS. So of course i slept in and woke up at 7am.  Day went ok I guess.

Then satday night  I was real tired. I had a shower which made me soooooo sleepy so i went to bed ad 830pm  intent on watching csi miami  (which i found out was on at 930pm)  So  i made it til 930pm then i fell asleep  and woke up 10 mins before the end having no clue what happend. So i went  back to sleep.  ONLY to be woken up by every  DUMB ARSE MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS OUT DRINKING AND DECIDED TO TEXT THE QUEEN.  Why did i have my cellfone on? well its my alarm so  like duh.  got to have the sound on. So after texting everyone saying “sleeping”  and they’re like “what? no im not sleeping”  and me replying ” COULD YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF I AM TRYING TO SLEEP I HAVE  WORK TOMORROW” and them going “ohhhhhhhhhhh lol i 4got sorry”   I FINALLY got to sleep  ONLY to wake up LATE AGAIN. 

Normally in the course of a day I have one coffee. maybe two at a stretch. Sunday however…  I had  one coffee with breakfast. one coffee at morning tea time with an extra shot thank you very much starbucks.   then when i went to take all my money out of my til i kept dropping it as i had the shakes so i decided no more coffee. However  I had one more coffee at home  at like 7pmish  lol

  I got  some bad news. The first was at the supermarket  the flatmate  got a fone call saying his best mate from highschool  died in a boating accident!  So i gave him a hug and  didnt really know what else to say. I hate death. 

The second lot of bad news  I got was  dad ringing to say that my uncles dad past away as well!  so that was a bit of  a shock. I hadnt seen him for a few  years but still.

So with all the coffee in my system plus some bad news  I couldnt sleep and decided to clean (  i know me clean?  im shocked as well)   I was putting the dishes into the dish washer and  I had an extra glass so i was trying to force it into the little gap and  I got a tiny bit shitty and forced it in real hard and it broke!  My  HOLDEN glass broke!!   so then I cried.. As ya do lol  And i picked up all the glass and had tiny bits in my thumb so that was fun to pick out. 

Then  I still couldnt sleep and the flatmate was out so i decided to put our new fone together! woo! oh the fun! then the flatmate came home near the end and he  finished putting it together and i went to bed to watch  Titanic its the  best movie to watch if you wanna cry. Or the notebook thats good also but the flatmate had that one.

I’ll never let you go jack..

Oh! a week ago me and the flatmate had an arguement bout  Rose and Jack. You know how  the boat has sunk and  they got seperated but found each other again and Jack makes Rose  Swim to the big plank of wood and makes her climb on it? Well the flatmate  reckons that  Jack could have gotten on it to  and that Rose is a selfish Rich bitch. I  on the other hand think that Jack couldnt have gotten on there too coz it would have sunk and that he wanted her to go on.

what do you think?

oh yes! the point of my post.

Today i woke up late  (113oam to be exact)  Spilt coffee beans all over the floor, droped my spoon, droped some more coffee and then i went to my room to eat my breakfast in peace  had ONE SIP of my coffee  put it on the bedside table only to realise i’d just put  my coffee cup right on THE FUCKEN FLOOR so now i have to go wash my blankets and pillow that got soaked  in coffee.

*sighs*

hope you guys had a better weekend than me.

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

I am dissapointed with a capital D

So as you saw from my last post  I want to become a Vampire.  Why do I  want to become a Vampire?  Its because of Scotts Sister  lol    she got me onto these books  about  a human girl that falls in love with a Vampire. They’re very good  and i managed to read the first one and the second one (all 500 and something pages) in one weekend. lol  Am  I a good reader? well kinda  i mainly read at work . Yup i got paid to read at work! woo

So anyway i got curious and decided to google the author  (stephanie meyer)  and  I found out they’re making a movie of the first book! This  made me sad.  I stoped reading the Harry potter   books because the movies were different to how i imagined it  and also they got insanely huge  with masses of pages!!!  

So  the two main characters for the movie have been cast  and i dont like either of them.  Bella is  some girl that doesnt look right and Edward is one of those guys from harry potter.   so im sad.  I dont know if i’ll see the movie it may ruin it for me and i really like these books so much so that i can write a post about them! thats how good they are.!!!    

I finished reading the second book this morning. Its been a long time  since a book made me cry. except for lovely bones i havent finished that yet i got it last year for my birthday lol    anyway it was sad and romantic and just cool.   Quite suprising too. I cant really say much coz scott is reading  them as well, hes on the first one. He started reading before  me but he hasnt quite gotten into it yet he needs to really get into it you see.

Well  i best go  mainly coz i need to pee

love n hugs

tootle pip

Vampire  Bitch

10 Reasons why I should be a Vampire… If I’m not one already.

10. I dont like the sun. Seriously. Give me winter any time. Yes i know those of you having blizards and  things are actually throwing stuff at their computer but hey i like it cold.

9. I’m white. Not just your average white but deathly pale  sickly white  (very handy if im feeling “sick” at work lol)

8. I like the taste of blood. Sure i havent tasted much  only my own and maybe a boyfriend or two  but still its pretty good. Dont make that face at me you’ve tried it too.

7.    Vampires get to do cool things like be  near imposible to kill. Move as quiet as a mouse and at the speed of lightening. Fun!!     And they can also have other senses like  reading peoples mind, sensing what humans are doing AND foresee the future. Cool.

6.   Vampire chicks are hot. I too am hot.  Yeah  I know what your thinking.

5.    Vampires can be moody. I too am moody.. ask anyone lol

  4. Theres cool stories about vampires. Someone should write a story about me.  Some of the coolest Vampire books are Twlight, New Moon and Eclipse this set is by the same author and they are GOOD. the authors name is Stephanie Myer. you MUST read these books.  The other is this one here  i havent actually read it but apparently its good and the author has more vampire books that i should read (even though i’ve sent $240  on books this week lets buy some more)

3.  Vampires like night time. I too like nighttime. I  hate early mornings. The only slight issue i have here is that Vampires dont sleep. I like my sleep ALOT.

2.Vampires have pointy teeth. I too have pointy Teeth. I used to have a fang but  it got removed. Sad huh?  apparently everyone is born with fang like teeth but they move of their own accordance. Apparently.

1.  I just should. coz its cool. And vampire sex is cool and  that would be cool. Any questions?  Oh yes i wouldnt eat humans thats mean  i’d stick to just  eating meat like normal. 

And that is it.. so lets have some pics of hot  vampires 

does anyone know why  every store has Underworld evolution but NO ONE has underworld? it is quite annoying.

anyway im off to read my book and consider being a vampire

tootle pip

love n hugs

Queen Vampire. 

or

Vampire Bitch?

hmmmm…

Meme-erising!

I’ve already done this before but i have nothing to say really   so i thought i’d do this to pass the time. I got it from shan yay!  so if you wanna do it then please feel free and let me know so i can read it

 Seven Random/ Weird Things About Me meme.

The rules are as follows:
# Link to the person who tagged you
# Post the rules on your blog.
# Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog.
# Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
# Leave a comment on their blogs so that they know they have been tagged.

1. I love the smell of books!   I went to whitcoulls the other day and i smelt the smell of books it was great it made me feel crazy!  woo!

2. If I’m asleep  and you start talkin to me chances are i’ll talk back but i never start the conversation you must talk to me first. weird huh?  Even better  i never remember talkin to you. its a great way to find out all my secrets.

3.  Every time  I   go to the hair dressers  I always look in the mirror  and look at how high my forehead is, how it has bumps on the side  how my eyes are all dark and circly. This is ONLY at the hair dressers.. never anywhere else.

4.  At work  I  am mostly organised  I have everything all neat and tidy all lovely and looking pretty (unless its real busy or i just dont care)  So i can spend my time Either reading a book, shopping or answering the fone and hanging up on them. Yes thats right! I answer the fone sometimes i’ll let them go on about whatever it is they feel i really MUST know and i’ll wait til they’re right in the middle of a word and i’ll just hang up. its great fun. you shud try it.  Other times  I just pick up the fone say nothing and hang it up. And Yet  I tell the  “younger” ones off for being immature.  go figure lol

5.   I have most of my funeral songs planed out. I’ve had my list since i was…. 15? Yes 15  i was going to post it but i havent done it yet.  I dont think of it as weird I see it as  planning for the future. I dont want no one playing u2 or  like some gay ponsy band at my funeral.
 

6.  I dont believe in  God …. If i  have to fill out a form that asks about my religon i write ” Christian Athiest” . I do believe in Karma, Fate,   That we are not the only beings around here and  Reincarnation. 

7.  I like to bake  but i dont really like eating  what i’ve baked. So  the fudge i made the other day will sit in the fridge while i force my flatmate to eat it bit  by bit so i can make more  fudge in a different flavour! woo.

I’m not going to tag people for this one, but if you’d like to do it, or if you’ve already done it then let me know and I’ll head on over to your blog to check it out…

so thats it. im off to go do something really exciting!  yay.

oh hey if your reading this could you do me a favour and try going to valley girls blog i’ve been trying to go there for the past few days but my explorer  keeps frezzing yet everywhere else is fine so if you guys have probs too then that would make me happy.

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

Decide For me! - Edited

Thanks to last nights non sleeping event i have woken up late and grumpy  but im home alone  so its ok i can vent out my anger without hurting anyone! yay!   so anyway since im slightly behind schedule i thought fuck it lets see what the blogging world is up too and then  i am goin to ask for your opinions!  yay!!

so first up i 4got to tell you some news.   this part has been edited. hahaha

So  i’ve decided i want to  do the hotel motel management degree so i can manage my own hotel and kick arse! woo!   now i’ve decided it would be best to do this via corospondence  because every time i go to actually sit down at a place every day it never works out because i dont  have enough money  to  live so i work more  the more i work the less i have time to show up at place of schooling. So  by doin corospondence  yes there are still deadlines however  i can have a full time job and study in my spare time!   so i did a bit of a search  with old google  and i’ve found two places that do the course i want.

the first is with stotts corospondence  and it has  fees and what not.   The trouble is it says on  the website  it says   this course is currently under review but it still has all the enroll buttons and what not.  see check it out here  The thing is this thing does have pretty hefty fees. enough for me to  buy a new car.  Yes it has  a monthly repayment scheme but i dunno…

next we  have   a Diploma in Hotel and tourism  management at S.I.T  these people are based in invercargill (google it)  and they have  ZERO  fees!  its cool coz  its free except for like the books n shit.  and i get to do it at home and everything  but the course start date was like  last monday  so i dont know how flexible these people are on these things. i did try to find out but i couldnt see any magic button on the website so i might wait til monday  to ring them up and be like “yo ! i found  you guys and i wanna know if i can study except your start date was the other week!”    so anyway check out their paper here .

so do that then give me your thoughts an opinions! please! im all for it.

Now after all this hard thinkin i beleive its time for me to watch  2 episodes of charmed and then go clean up the lounge.

oh speaking of cleaning! the flatmate and i have decided to hire a big  skip bin   so we can clear out the house of all our rubbish (thats trash for all you americans and canadians).   we are going to organise that for tuesday. on wednesday i am getting my hair done! i cant wait coz i look like a ginga atm its yuck. im going to go for brown with a tint of purple in it.  Not so much that i’ll  be hauled up to see the manager and he’ll be all “YOU MUST NOT BE AN INDIVIDUAL  WE MUST ALL LOOK AND ACT THE SAME..”      just enough for me to be “hehhehhehehehehe sucker i have purple hair and you cant see it”  i like that kind of satisfaction. sort of like when you’re wearing really kinky underwear and you feel like you have some big secret and you cant help but smile and giggle at everyone.

Fruitloop anyone?

so i’ll be seeing you.

tootle pip

love n hugs

me

Its Time…… For sleep!

So  for the past few nights i’ve had a good sleep. i’ve gone to bed at a reasonable hour.. 1030pm (nana like to some of you)  i even had a good day at work!  i woke up early and i  made myself breakfast  (coffee and toast). usually in the morning i dont function without my coffee.. for example this morning there was only enough milk for one person so i left it for the flatmate (arent i lovely… after all i did have the first shower hehehehe) so i made myself a coffee and toast.. i ate my toast and  then i went and had a shower and i realised i hadnt had my coffee!   odd ?

So today i went to work  and i had a good day. I even offered to help a lady take some glasses (drinking ones) to the front of the store instead of  making her go and get a trolley and come back like i normally do  i might sound bitchy right now but im really not we all do it!    and we had a bit of a chat  and she said thanks and stuff  and i was really quite happy. Although it could have been  because the main store manager is away (WAHOO PARTY!!!)   so the work atmosphere is a lot lighter to work in. and also  I COULD SHOP AND GET PAID FOR IT. not that i  approve of such behaviour…  

And so i had a reasonably good night i stoped one customer from abusing my work mate. Then came home had dinner and watched a scary movie..   My reasons for watching the scary movie alone (with my doll but shhh)?   to prove that i can  be alone  and not be scared.  However! i did get scared three times! one was  because i had a text! and the other two were cos it was clearly very scary.  My only problem   is that its 2.11am at my current point in writing this. i was aiming to be up around 7am so at this current point im going to have like 5 hours sleep? and thats only if i drop to sleep right this second. 

wow! look im asleep!  actually no im not… 

Tonight i have learned two valuble lessons 

the first:  I should not eat dinner at 930pm and expect  my body to go to sleep at 1030pm.

the second: i should not watch a scary movie if i want any chance of getting some sleep and an early start.

what a momentous occasion!

So since im still wide awake i have plans for tomorrow.

7am - wake up. (that is sooooo not happening right now)

7am-730am -  have breakfast get into gym clothes find ipod

730am-930am - go for  a nice long walk! yay!   thers a big hilly bridgey thingee that looks like it’d be painful on my calfs and thighs! i want to conquer it! woo… 

OMG SPEAKING OF MY CALVES!   i got two and one is called roast and one is called rump  i was at work trying on some boots  they go up to my knees  with adjustable  straps.. so on my right calf its like nearly at the end of the strappy thing  but my left has heaps of strappy bit!  so one side of my body is  skinnier than the other woo!   isnt that random? go on go check it out… 

so back to my day..

930am - come back have a shower  and  look all pretty again

1030am - do washing…

11am clean up house put away dvds n shit

1pm  go into town via car . i did consider walkin into town  as it would be a decent walk but then i dont want to be all gross and sweaty  around the work place.    so why am i goin into my place of work on my day off? well i dont want to go in there specifically just in the places surrounding it… i want..

one or more of the glassons breast cancer tshirts

a day planner thingee from whitcoulls.. i do have one but its tiny and hard to write in so i want a bigger one

hmm.. i feel real tired right now…

so im gonna finish this.. hahahahaha what will i do after i’ve been shopping?? who knows stay tuned!

oh i know! SHANNONS POSTING A SECRET TOMORROW… i bet she has a pet dinosaur!   that would be cool.. or maybe a killer bat… or maybe shes found out that ozzy osbourne is her real dad.  ohh the mind does boggle…

Its Time.

Right   So you’ve probably  been wondering where  I am. prolly not im not that amazing!  anyway    things havent  been going so well for me lately and  i’ve decided its time for a change.

I dont know what im doing with my life  i have no ambition no clue no nothing. so its time to make a change.     And its going to happen today! I’m going to  use work time (hehehehe) to draw up a time table for next week  its going to contain gym time. time for me to write my CV and im going to stick to  it!  I dont want to be working in my current job FOREVER it is not going to happen.

So…. do you think the gym will be busy on sat day?  possibly huh? well if i just go and  get in the treadmill  atleast its a start right?  so once i start going again i’ll get into the groove  and once thats under control i can work on other areas. right?

I need to work hard!  and stick to it. im not known for my sticking to stuff lol 

i think this all goes back to my new years resolutions. well isnt that interesting.

well i best go  get ready 4 work.

tootle pip

love n hugs

me.