40 Secrets about me

Well  I’m having like bloggers cramp  so suffer through another one of these timewasters.

hahaha.

40 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what!

1.What’s your natural hair colour?
err… um…. light  blonde

2. where was your default pic taken?

you mean on bebo? well  my old room

3. What’s your middle name?
Gertrude. lol kiddin its Elizabeth

4. Your current relationship status?
 Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…. well single anyway

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
 apparently so

6. What is your current mood?
 fucken hot. bring on winter

7.What color underwear are you wearing?
black  - hey cool i had the same underwear as the person i stole this from woo!

8.What makes you happy?
  friends, not being at work,   not being stressed, shopping!!  reading listening to music.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
 ummmmmmmmmmmm…. everything happens for a reason and if you change things there is goin to be a consequence so i dunno.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
 ohh a tiger or a lion or a panda bear  or a cheeta 

12. Ever had a near death expeirence?
yup

13. Something you do a lot?
SLEEP!!!  or work

14. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
spice up your life!  - spice girls

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
 some random from bebo

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
my cousin with the j-lo butt

17. When was the last time you cried?
well i  had  a bit of hayfever today does that count?

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
fuck off. i dont sing

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
  invisability and time travel  or like just that orbing thing off charmed

20. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
 hmmm…  eyes  then smile  n body.. sometimes its body first

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
 ohhh… WELL where to start!!   usually its a grande mochachino, around christmas time i get a  peppermint mocha thingee mee bob, then in summer when its  hot i get a double chocolate chip frappachino… MMMMMMMMMMMMmmm.. and oocassionally i’ll  try the new things they bring out.

22. What’s your biggest secret?
Well you see it involves me and………WAIT… if i tell you its not a secret any more now is it? hmmm…  and you thought you could out smart me!

23. What’s your favorite colour?
pink!

24. When was the last time you lied?
LOL omg today!! i was at work and this lady was complaining to me coz she asked  FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE where coasters and placemats are and they all said “oh i dunno”   and didnt seem to give a shit (her words not mine) and SO i  said  ” Oh you may have stumbled across our stock take people. we actually out source our stock take so its from an indipendant source but unfortunately they need to wear our uniforms  and of course they wouldnt  know what we  have or dont have unless they just counted it!  so im really sorry about that. I havent actually seen any.. i know when  i was  shopping for my new house i couldnt find any here. im really sorry”   TRANSLATION : “omg who cares…. im not listening go find them yourself you lazy cow”  

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
yup! i love 80s - 90’s cartoons n stuff

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
 orange and apple juice its like sex

28. Do you speak any other language?
 yes! but i cant remember how to write it. i was gonna say “yes i speak french” but i cant remember how to write it ARGH! i can say it!!

29. What’s your favourite smell?
 guys that smell good… home made cooking.. like home made roast chicken or home made lasange

30. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
uncontrollable.

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
 um.. prolly sumtime when i made scott hug me.. ohhh when he came back the other week! woo

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
yup

33. What are you thinking about right now?
 err…. i cant tell you lol

34. What should you be doing?
   taking out the rubbish clearing up my dinner mess

35. What was the last thing that made you upset?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………………  I cant remember

36. How often do you pray?
 do i what? NEXT PLEASE

37. Do you like working in the yard?
  do i wha?

38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
 Mcflufferson.

39. Name 5 things in your closet.
clothes,  makeup, shoes, photoframes, videos

40. Do you act different around your crush?
 Yes

In every day there are signs…

Before  I get down and dirty with this post firstly…  I cooked dinner! woo! yay!! however…. The chicken enchaladas.. the um.. chicken… not so cooked…. HOWEVER.. its fully ok coz  i googled what happens and all that happens is mostly  the salmonella that could be in chicken  will most likely  pass through the body fine IF and ONLY IF  there was salmonella  in it then me and scott will just  get a bit of diarhrea… AND THE DAY OFF WORK WOO! … but we’re not hoping for that..  Just incase we are drinkin some alcohol  to  counteract the salmonella..

The Queen has learned an important lesson: Check to see  if chicken is cooked. because cheese has melted and the kitchen smells good does NOT mean chicken is infact cooked even though you cooked it for 40mins when the reccomended time is 20mins….

And now for todays post..

So this post is goin to make one of my friends go “ohhh so THATS why you were acting like a WEIRDO” and its goin to make my other friend go “OMG NO QUEEN NO … JUST NO.”

so here we go…

Now i am not friends with one of my ex’s.. you may know this already.. we were fine i just got up one day brought a new fone and changed my number sad huh? oh well move on.  So now here it comes.. For a while now i’ve wanted to see him and be friends again.  I’ve been having many dreams about him… NOT dirty.. ok.. one…. alright fine  FIVE dirty ones. The rest have been serious dreams.  Now i tend to take most of my dreams seriously.. except the one i had about shan the other night that was just weird.   So  dream is sign 1

The other day i got an email… a myspace messaage from someone  with the same name as my ex and i was all excited and like “wow! maybe hes decided to get a computer and GET THE INTERNET”   but no it turned out it was some 33 year old guy from wellington that wanted to be my friend. sadly i declined.  So this is sign 2.

now sign three… My mate jemma and  her gorgeous son joe came over for  an afternoon and dinner with myself and scott  so we FINALLY decided what to have and we needed a  trip to the supermarket to get our dinner. so we pile in the car and drive down  to the supermarket when this truck catches my eye.. and im  thinking to myself “no… it cant be,,,” so i keep looking.. scott looks at me like im a TOTAL loony… jemma  says shes scared and i assure everyone that i am fine. BUT IT WAS HIM. HE WAS DRIVING BEHIND US.  for a while….  so sign three..

so  that is three signs.. now  do you guys  remember that song from ace of base? you know the one “i saw the sign… blah blah blah blah” if not go download it and sing it! siiiiiiiiiiiiing it…..

that is 3 signs.. Wars have been started on less than that. I want to  make a move to be friends with him. NOT YET….  i want to get some of my life sorted first so i can be like “HA! told you i’d change” … but still the signs are there the universe wants me to. 

Now onto another topic..

You know how i posted for a man the other day?  Welll i was just chatting to  one of my guy mates on msn  and i thought “hmm… i wonder what he’d say if i said this?” so i asked him if  we got married if he’d let me wear a black wedding dress and a tiara and walk down the aisle to die with me. and he said yes…. weirdo lol  and he likes 55% of my music.. which is far more compared to my other friends …except one but we’re not talkin about him.    so hmm… 

well i think thats all.. if you dont from hear from me or scott we’re prolly sitting on the loo.. dont worry we have two loos. otherwise that would be gross.

well have a good weekend… tell me what you think. i like to hear your thorts

love n hugs

tootle pip

meeeeeeeeeeeee

Dear MR Bill Gates.

Dear Mr Bill  Gates,

I would like to inform you to burn in hell   that after being a windows user for much of my life. Possibly since i started highschool  I thought I would drop you a line to let you know  YOU STUPID FUCKEN COMPLICATED OFF THE WALL DUMB ARSE  intel what the fuck ever you call it processor  IS DUMB.

First  I nearly blow up my hard drive. Like hello ever thought of having warning messages? and no a box with a little round red circle in a white box telling me that  something a rather with  a MASSIVE name with letters and digits everywhere  is missing  IS NOT A FUKEN CLUE that something is wrong.

Then i get back said computer  and after  having prevously spending FOUR hours getting my sims2 to be where i want it to be (yes i defied the laws of normal computer …laws?)   I finally sit down for a quiet night to catch up with my family (my sims family not my real family ick!)  and HELLO apparently  I HAVE NO SIMS INSTALLED ANYWHERE. 

so  after manually deleting every single sims game I own off my computer. And i cannot remember how i defied computing laws in the first place. i am stuck simless.

In conclusion. MR BILL GATES YOU CAN SUCK MY NONEXISTANT COCK

and i am letting you know that i am switching to mac. i have already spoken to Mr apple. and he agrees that you suck. we are goin to have a great life together.

SO HA! TAKE THAT.

and also  VISTA SUCKS WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING  NUMB NUTS?

good bye.

My Requirements for a man!

So the following is the list of qualities i want in a man for me. I would say  my king since i am the queen bit that sounds a bit dumb so moving on.

1.  Looks:  Preferably taller than me but the same height is ok.

 Short to shaven hair is acceptable. Long hair is not.  I am a fan of the dreads but having an ex boyfriend that had dreads i know how incrediably anoying than can be for both parties.

 Hair colour.. well anything is acceptable  as long as it suits him.  Eye colour:  any colour is ok.. i do like blue or brown eyes best. but any is fine. 

 Body: Hmm.. well i tend to go 4 skinny guys and im talkin uber  skinny.. anything is ok as long as its not extreme i dont want no anarexic boy  and i dont want no… well you know.. so something in between is good. Must have good fingers

Peircings and Tattoos:  hmm.. a few peircings is good.  a few tats is good.  I dont want someone covered in either or both. just a few tats that mean something and a few good peircings is good.

Interests:  Got to like my music. the hard heavy metal . can like other stuff too  but NO WAY will i listen to eminems ENTIRE cd catolouge in one sitting (again) its just too much. im sorry but it is..   Got to be into motorsports.  Can be into sports but not too much as i dont want him looking at me and trying to get  me into sports. its just not an option ok?.    got to have simular movie interests to me. obviously not the same but not adverse to sitting down and watching bridget with me coz thats good. it helps to build the relationship you know.

Personality:  Got to have a good sense of humor   and eventually pick up on my witt. got to be sweet but not one of those soppy guys. you gotta have balls but not to ballsy. you know?  got to have a laugh. be smart but not to smart. no one wants to date einstein.  friendly.  got to get along with my mates.   has to be able to understand “quality sitting time”

Important stuff:  I am getting married in a black wedding dress with a silver tiara and walkin down the aisle to “die with me” - type o negative. OR.  a pink wedding dress . OR   “everything i do “  - bryan adams.  IF you dont agree to either of those you are not my man, MOVE ALONG. 

kids names:   girl:  Savanah.   Gypsy - Rose  ( getting a bit popular atm  but its not like im getting married or poping out babies lol). Siobhaan (pronounced sha-vaughn)  -  Jade.   Emma.  

Boys: jaccob.    thats all.. sheesh  

so basically my man must pick out of those above unless he has a suggestion for the boys coz its lookin a lil sad.

Right so the purpose of this post is. IF you think you are most of these qualities then contact me. unless your like 56 then dont.    or if  you know someone that sounds like this then again get in contact me.

love n hugs

tootle pip

me.

ohh! got to be a  good kisser!

Edited coz i forgot some important things.

must not have any pink clothing. EVER. it is NOT good to wear pink anything if you are a guy. straight or gay.

oh must also be like straight

must be able to put up with my moods and seperate personalities

never wear straight legged jeans. NEVER.   The emo look is never in. unless its halloween and thats your costume. OMG COOL IDEA FOR HALLOWEEN… right anyway… 

so you must dress nicely but not like a geek.. a bit bogan i think.. you know  black singlet and jeans… man thats hot.. nice jeans a bit scuffy down the bottom black singlet showing off your manlyness.. ooh yeah….

some one get me  a cold flannel its getting hot in here..

must be in love with me

The Queen Has Returned

hello!!

 So im back  and i have fake nails on so its  rather hard to type with.

Well  i wanted  to  change  my theme n stuff but theres no girly ones so im waiting til scott gets back so i can use his photoshop and make my own. Yay!

So what have i been up too?  well…. i have been working 6 days a week going to bed as early as 730pm   and getting up at 6am and i crashed my dads car.. dont worry its not much no one was hurt…  see i was driving forwards out of the driveway and  the fence moved like  30cms and i hit it and scraped along the fence a bit and then reversed and hit the mirror.. but its only gonna cost $150 to repair.. nothing compared to the first time i crashed the car…. the bumper came off and everything! but anyway…  

I went to my cousins wedding last night.. the guests were mainly athletes and teachers Man athletes get drunk easily.. it was so funny a couple of guys got behind the bar and served themselves coz there was no one there and OMG my other cousin who is like the same age as me infact  she was born on the same day as me anyway she has a totally UGLY boyfriend.. the first one she had wasnt very good looking either and he was a rude cunt but this one is like ewwwwwwwwwwww but he is more polite he shook my hand.. and said hi which is more than the other fuckwit did. AND OMG my cousin  (the same one) ok… im gonna sound like a total bitch when i say this but like hello i’ve been compared to them since the day i was born i might be an only child but i know a thing or  100 bout sibling rivalry. Annnnnyway…. she has packed on the pounds!  her boooty is like racing me for the biggest one and i think  she may be winning..  she has bigger shoulders than me too.

Anyway… the food was really good coz both the bride and groom are athlete freaks (yeah that gene skipped a line) there was good food like tabouli and  peppers and salads and  blue vein chese thingees and omg it was good… very tasty… i have some pics but they are like not on my comp yet.

ahh my cousin ate all the pies.

i know im a bitch but hey thats why you come back.

Right now will someone remind me to send shannons present? coz like i was at the friggin post office the other day to send scott something and i totally freaken forgot. so much for my new years resolution to be more organised! ha.

OMG scott got sky tv and i was like “omg why did u get this im so never going to watch it” and OMG my fav shows are Laguna beach, newport harbour, the hills and the girls of the playboy mansion! wooo! and omg we have rachel rae!!! its sooooooooooo exciting..

So im back and i’ve lost all the favourites on my browser so i gotta go find all of those and do some shopping. I love internet shopping theres no skinny bitch looking at you and thinking mean things while  you buy “hes just not that into you”  or  anything simular like that you know? 

so hit me up and say hi coz i know you missed me.

well best be off

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

Technical difficulties

So funny story… weds night my comp wouldnt go turned out  i’d nearly fried my hard drive!  wow but i have my comp back now. HOEVER  i have lost most of the stuff on my comp AND to add to things  our network connection is a secure one and  since scott is still away  i will hafta wait 4 him to get back b4 i can use the net again  so short post  and i will comment on all your comments at a later date.

and you thought i was off to find the meaning of life! hahahhaa

although i think i have decided what i want to do in my life! yay!

anyway short post…

best be off

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

My first post for 2008

Yeah i got nothing..  so i did one of those quiz things.

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
>
>1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: I did both!
>2. Be serious or be funny?:  both.. im not really funny more like dirty most of the time
>3. Drink whole or skimmed milk? the red stuff that  has 2% fat but still tastes creamy…
>4. Die in a fire or drown?: hmm…. drown.. fire wud take to long

>D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. ?

>1. Flowers or candy?:Candy.. flowers make me sneeze unless its roses.. ohh buy me roses!
>2. Grey or black?: black  4 sure
>3. Colour or Black : hmm.. both??
>5. Sunrise or sunset?:Sunset
>6. M&Ms or Skittles?:M&Ms
>8. Staying up late or waking up early?:Stayn up late

>A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y !!

>1. Do you like anyone? um… No…  I dont.
>2. Do they know it?: i dont like anyone so no?
>3. Is There Someone You Want..But You Know You Cant Have: Vin diesel

>D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. .
>1. Sun or moon?:  moon
>2. Winter or Autumn?: Winter
>3. Left or right?: Left
>4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?  best friends.
>5. Sunny or rainy?:  um.. depends if i got washing to do. i know im boring..  rain i think coz its all nice at night time. but the sun woldnt be out at night so i dont know.
>6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: chocolate!

>A B O U T . Y O U!

>1. What time is it: 7.23pm
>2. First and middle Name?:  Queen Bitch.. nah um…  my middle name is elizabeth
>3. Nickname(s):Slappy, whore, bitch, oh i nearly wrote my name! i guess it doesnt matter.. i dont think my arsehole of a manger reads this….
>4. What is your birth date?:4th feb (BUY ME PRESENTS)
>5. What do you want for the rest of this year to come? its just started…  for it to be better than last year and to complete my new years resolutions (see the page at top of blog)
>6. Where do you want to live? Paris, New York , anywhere but here..
>7. How many kids do you want?  um… 2 maybe..  so far im not keen on the giving birth thing and the having something grow inside me and having something depend on me 24/7…
>8. You want to get married? if i find someone  that i want to marry then maybe

>U N I Q U E !

>1. Nervous habit: talking really fast, playing with my hair or touching my face, looking at the ground… wow i do lots lol
>2. Are you double jointed?: kind of
>3. Can you roll your tongue?:no
>4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: hang on…  no no i cant.. OMG HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL 2 IS ON WOO!
>5. Can you cross your eyes?: wow you guys are making my eyes sore… i think so… its hard to do that and look in the mirror.
>6. Do you make your bed daily?:hahahhaahahahahahahaha… oh… funny…

>R A N D O M

>1. Which shoe goes on first?:Left…
>2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?:Yea.. and at the wall if it wont go on properly
>3. On the average,how much money do you carry wit u? if i tell you you might take my wallet!  well im trying a cash only budget so i have 200$ to last me 4 the week and that includes petrol and crap.

>F O O D

>1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
>2. Have you ever eaten spam?Negative
>3. Favorite ice cream(s):cookies n cream… ohhh yeahh..
>4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? i dunno i think its mainly muslie
>5. What’s your favorite beverage?: like out of everything? either coffee or midori
>6. Alcoholic:midori or smirnoff or black russians
>7. Do you cook? yes!

>IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U ?

>2. Bought something? ohhh yeah.. it was like xmas last month dudes sheesh
>4. Sang: lol i did last night coz i was home alone being a trashy whore watching the pussy cat dolls live in concert..  i also tried to dance and sing like them. Yes there was alcohol involved and yes i was alone
>5. Been hugged: in the last month? yeah i think i’ve forced scott to hug me… if not i shall do so when he gets back! oh wait! i did yes! when he left at the airport.
>6. Felt stupid: lol ohh yeah
>7. Missed someone: my scott!
>8. Got drunk?: a tiny bit.. but shhh
>9. Danced crazy: lol ohh yeah…  im no pussy cat doll
>10 Cried:  4 sure

-x- C u r r e n t ly -x-

* Feeling  no im good thanks.
* Singal Or Taken: single but not looking.. thanks
* Have A Crush:  negitive
* Eating: nothing
* Drinkin:water
* Typing: oh no i have one of those machines that types what i say so im actually just watching highschool musical and saying this. however if that was true then you’d have my dirty comentry on highschool musical.. its so dirty honestly.
* Online: Yeah   on msn
* Thinking: how sexy you are
* Wanting : you.
* Watching_: highschool musical 2!!
* Wearing_: my pjs and betty boop slippers. i know its 740 and im ready 4 bed.

yay! my first post for the year!  wasnt that exciting? werent you just on the edge of your seat???? 

well im goin to focus on highschool musical 2.

stop laughing at me.

love n hugs

tootle pip

me

Xx