My christmas present list!
so its like nearly december and i havent got my christmas list up yet! as i know you all want to buy me presents… or at the very least your wondering what the Queen wants for christmas right? good so here goes.
1. The entire set of gilmore girls including the gilmore-isms booklets all in a pretty case! its currently on ebay but because im a) not american and b) dont have a credit card and c) dont trust ebay i cant buy it. There is hope! as its made for new zealand/ australia (zone 4 ppl) so it is possible that it will be comming over here sometime in the new year. which means! you can buy it for my birthday! woo!!
2. Gift vouchers for bendon would be nice. Bendon is a lingerie store. Even though i have 4 draws of underwear 4 is not enough people.
3. Skinny Bitch: A No-Nonsense, Tough-Love Guide for Savvy Girls Who Want to Stop Eating Crap and Start Looking Fabulous.Author: Kim Barnouin, Rory Freedman
Its a book and its on fishpond.co.nz i cant give you the link coz it automatically remembers me and i cant 4 the life of me find how to log out! no its not coz im blonde its so i’ll buy more books. duh. normally this wouldnt bother me but there are books on there that i dont want EVERYONE knowing i read.
4. Hex and the single girl by Valerie Frankel. its another book! im not sure if i want to read this book the main characters name is Emma Hutch. mmhmmmm.. you heard me… Anyway Valerie is really funny i read her other book “i take this man” its really funny you should read that. if your a chick. or a very feminine man.
5. The Washingtonienne Author: Jessica Cutler apparently this book is “fictional” but like whatever… this chick writes a blog about her workmates, her work, who’s shes fucking etc and then someone finds out its her OMG! some people dont liike it. other people raave about it. Valleygirl likes it. go check out her website. i cant find the link atm remind me to do that when i dont have so many windows open. on the comp not in my house.
6. Britney spears perfume the midnight fantasy and the one that i already have but its getting a bit low its black with a pink puffy thing. Yeah you know what im talkin bout….
7. Top up my glassons card so i can go shopping!
8. Any posters by Luis Royo, Victoria Frances or cris ortega.
9. anything with audrey hepburn or marilyn munroe on it. Preferably some coasters with audrey on them. that’d be cool.
10. Something that says Queen Bitch.
11. any smashbox cosmetics would be great. oh and MAC would also be greatly apreciated.
12. pop tarts… twinkies any tasty american food!! send it to meeeeeee
i think thats all
love n hugs
tootle pip
November 28, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Yes! I LOVE the Gilmore Girls (as you know!) And a Gilmoreisms booklet?! Say it isn’t so!!
And you can NEVER have too much underwear. It is impossible. Studies have been done, where women had to give up entire rooms in their homes to house more underwear and they were perfectly happy to do so! True story.
November 28, 2007 at 12:52 pm
talea: Yes!! i know you LOVE the gilmore girls! its great isnt it!! sucks its finished…
Yeah apparently the dvds in USA the first 3 i think came with gilmoreisms booklets so we can understand what the heck they’re saying but not so over in lil new zealand!
LOL I think its a conversation point ” yes i have four draws of underwear” other person “WHAT?? FOUR DRAWS!!??” me ” yup and some items are over $100″ ( i didnt pay $100 i go in when they have sales at the end of season)
I would give up a room to have it filled with underwear
November 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I have about five damn pairs of underwear. I do laundry way too often. Maybe I should get off my ass and pony up for some new drawers huh? And y’all need a book to tell you what those chicks are saying? Let me help.
Older chick: blah blah blah, men.
Younger chick: blah blah blah also men.
Older chick: something witty and rediculous.
Younger chick: fashion, cool something, friends and drama, men, blah, blah.
Older chick: why the fuck am I talking to my daughter about sex and men and all this bull shit, and why is my top still on?
Younger chick: I don’t know, let’s wrestle naked in this tub of KY Jelly.
Older chick: Word up, first one to accidentally bring their opponent to orgasm wins!
Younger chick: Sweet, I’ll grab the toys.
At least that’s what happens when i watch the commercials. I tend to drift off sometimes, whenever they start the blah blah.
November 28, 2007 at 6:50 pm
josh/ supreme commander: LOL what the hell… i do wasshing too but a gurl needs pretty underwear… but sure get some more.. coz 5 isnt even enough to last a week.. also why do you guys call your underwear drawers? mental.
LOL Yes im sure thats what happens int the books.. it possibly could in the erotic fiction but i didnt list any erotic fiction. but you should totally write a novel!
November 28, 2007 at 10:45 pm
you can never have enough underwear, my last count was over 130 pairs. im quite proud.
November 29, 2007 at 8:27 am
scott: And your a boy.. go you.. i havent counted my underwear yet.. i might do that after we’re moved in.. make it a flat event! woo
November 30, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I’m going to be completely unoriginal and buy you one of the books off that list with my discuont card, ok? good. I’m glad you’re fine with that… Also, THANK THE LORD SOMEOE HAS A LIST. Perhaps you could contact my family about making one that I can pick a gift for each of them off??
November 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Come on! five pairs is enough to last a week. That’s one fresh pair for each work day, and no underwear for the weekend. Flying commando never felt so good! I’ll buy more when I either have spare cash and am at the store and I’m in the men’s under wear section, and I happen to see the exact thing I want. Or I’ll just do my laundry more often, which seems much more likely. Especially since I just destroyed a pair of boxers today. Apparently my thighs are bigger now, and the seams don’t appreciate it. (btw, my thighs are one of my only body parts that isn’t fat, so don’t go picking on me for that shit. I would have guessed the waist line would go first. Or the crotch! hahahahahah! Just kidding, don’t fly over here and kick my ass Scott)
November 30, 2007 at 10:03 pm
shannon: ooh yay! im getting a book!!! actually i was in the supermarket today and threres this thing called the gift centre or something and they have gift cards 4 business and you get to pick amounts n shit and you just buy them at the supermarket THEY EVEN HAVE LUSH ONES! so just pop in to new world or pak n save or paper place and have a look.. man i could be their sales rep.. i should contact them.
josh/supreme comander: Comando isnt so gud 4 me aye.. im not a major fan but hey your a guy so whatever works i guess. so now you effectively have only 4 pairs of underwear which means you get to go commando for 3 days a week? see doing washing more often is a good however its not very good 4 the enviroment. you know? if your putting a load on (hehehehhe) just for like 4 pairs of underwear and a pair of socks thats not the best.
why is scott coming over to kick your arse? i
November 30, 2007 at 10:04 pm
josh/ supreme commander: oh i 4got to mention arent thighs like naturally big though? so it duznt matter.. just more to love i say lol
just… no man boobs..