I am goin to take over the world! ITS mystery topic #4

Its that time again for a new challenge! wahoo!!!

so  here it is… 

If you were President/Prime Minister for a day, with the power to do absolutely anything (Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?), what would you do and why?

So of course i would do all those wonderful things like  unite the world in peace and love and we’d all get stoned and have a magical ever after life… but nooooooooooooI AM POWER HUNGRY  AND I WANT TO HAVE A BIG PEICE OF POWER PIE… 

here is my list

.1.  Ring tip top and demand they make licourice ice cream!  they do make it but only at the dairies not  for in the supermarket grrr yes its black  kinda green bit its sooooooo goood… mmmm…

2. i would allow channel 3 news into the big parliment room thingee so they can video all the  people sleeping and stuff (coz its illegal atm)

.3.  i would take me and my closest mates on a trip around the world  all paid by the lovely people of new zealand  of course they would have to pay 4 it themselves…

4.  I would make is so somewhile  chicks cant have kids until they are married.. no wait scratch that.. i would make it so you cant even have sex until you have taken the ultra cool hip am i ready to be a parent?  exam. it takes 4 days to complete 

 5. i would make those people that make poptarts sell them in new zealand. and twinkies.

6. i would make it so fast food is expenscive and good salads etc are cheap and look tasty not stodgy like they’ve been sitting there for days on end.

7.  i would take all the people in gangs and  drug dealers and just ship them off to some far off island.

8.  Oh since i missed leaf, probably’s birthday i would like  make that big room at parliement  into a giant fort and get a massive screen and watch all the disney movies and have  sugar coated foods on tap just for her!

 9.  i would lower the cost of rentals. im not sure how but i would.

10. I would make it so when applying for a student allowence your parents income doesnt come into it. even if your 18. if you have your own job and support yourself the government shouldnt expect your parents to be able to support you til your 25. thats just not cool

.11. i would prank call my ex flatmate an be like “this is the president you are to be abolished from earth”.

12. i would abolish ex flatmate from earth

.13.  i would take all my mates on an ultra cool shopping spree.. after we’ve been around the world.

14. I would find out what actually happens to our tax money.

15. ooh that lady that swore at me.. actually theres two.. i’d find out if they’re on benifits. and stop them. ha take that

.ok i think im done.

16. re write history and  change everyones memory so this whole thing about  who owns the sea and  land etc is all just forgotten and at least in that part we live together comfortably.

17. i’d get liposuction.18. and a tummy tuck19.  an eye lift.20. maybe a nose job

.21. be the coolest priminister ever that they want to keep me on forever.

 22. i would  get more doctors for public hospitals to make the waiting lists shorter for operations and make treatments that are like life dependant affordable. how the government expects sick people to pay $20,000 for treatment when they cant work is beyond me.

 

23. ahh i cant believe i forgot about my good friend sue bradford!! yeah i’d fire her arse (for those that dont know sue bradford pushed this anti smacking law in which parents or caregivers are not to use force wen disciplining their child so when the kid is being a mouthy shit you cant smack  its arse you have to go “no horrace you cannot do that, mummy does not apreciate your behaviour. would you like to go to time out?” and if horrace doesnt want to go into time out you cant make him. 

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24.  i’d  get leaf probably to be vice priminster…  she would help control my power hunger.

 

the end!