My Imaginary CV

Name:  Gertrude  Daliaah Mcflufferson

Age: 21

D/O/B : 04/02/1986

Interests:   sims2, downloading music and other such things,  hanging with mates, texting,  shopping

A bit about me : I promise to arrive late at least 4 of the 5 times a week that i work. I will also procrastinate doin anything i dont want to do or  i will not do it at all. while i do not mind being around people I refuse to walk along behind them to pick up  stock and tidy the shelf just because the customers cannot do it themselves.

 I also refuse to be sworn at and stand there and smile. i refuse to be yelled at over the fone. i also refuse to be called a liar.  i promise to get completely and utterely drunk at the first work function i go to. i also promise to throw up on some work mates front lawn. i will then proceed to throw up all over the work place. however i believe this shows commitment to make an effort to be part of the team and i also beleive it shows how commited i am to turning up to work even if  i feel and look like arse.

I will form strong aliances with certain team members and i expect those team members to have my back.  at certain times you will probably hear me cursing and swearing out the back of the shop this is too keep me sane as  i have thoughts of throwing a frying pan over some managers head or possibly even a customers head 70000 times a day.

Past work experiences :  making tollcalls and cellfone calls from work fone.  marking down perfectly good merchandise just to sell it cheap to friends and family. even friends family.   i have 20  of those funky knieves that open boxes, 10 of those are leftys.  i have 3 old work uniforms tht i  now use when dying my hair and doing housework so i dont get dirty.  i am quite experienced in hanging up on customers and making it look like technical dificulties.   i can also hide from customers. rather well. i can take direction and tell you exactly where to stick  it.

what i aim for in a career: I AM TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THEN WHEN I DO ……. F……K YOU ALL ESPECIALLY YOU!!

thank you i look forward to your call.

as scott sed “money duznt fucken grow on trees woman!”

Hi guys,

since im fully organised i 4got to write a list of my shopping requirements when scott goes away on holiday and he leaves tomorrow so im going to blog my list and so he can have a visual and a name to help guide him on his shopping experience! go me the procrastinator.. ooh that sounds like a fighter name…

FROM LUSH…

1. Vanilia bod gift pack  <– take that one out.

2.Rock chick gift pack <— i want that. its pink. its rock.  its love!

3. Dream time temple balm <– still need that 4 sleepy time

4. Flying fox temple balm   <– this one is sposed to keep me non moody so i think that shud stay.

5. whoosh! temple balm <— thats to make me enthusistic.. may need that for work.

6. dream cream trial size tin  <– its $2 surely you can spare $2 for me!

7. lemony flutter cuticle butter  <— maybe that can go i already have the body shop cuticle  stuff.

ok i thnk that’ll do for lush…

now for…

SMASHBOX … EEEHHH!!

ok im not sure if they’ll have these sets.. but if they do then i’ll take this one  and then this also  and  then this here so if they dont do those packs then i shall take the following..

1. smashbox photofinish primer!     <– has to stay other wise  thats just nt cool

2. ohh travel size!           <— prolly dnt need that

3 do i get oily?  <—- hmmm..

4. foundation stuff <– for this i sugest one of the light ones. im usually light.. so look at it then look at the pic you keep of me in your wallet (scott only!)   and match up that way k? ta!  <– i guess the foundation can go i  already have a good foundation  *sighs*

5. do you have dry lips?  <—  my lips arent dry and i guess the sally hanson stuff  will do

6. sexy lip pot things <— something skanky but like respectable skanky <— can we keep the skanky?

7. treat my lips! <– i guess if i get skanky i dnt need that.

and thats it! yay.

love n hugs

me

Tim tams.. an explanation

Tim tams for those not from australia or  new zealand…

 they are a biscut covered in chocolate and in the middle of a layer of flavoring.. chocolate, dark chocolate, caremal, strawberry etc…   the best way to eat these is to get a hot coffee or chocolate  and a tim tam bite a tiny bit of both ends then dunk whichever end into your hot beverage.. now  this part needs to be done quickly…  you  suck one end whilst still in the cup and suck as much coffee as you can through the biscuit then juuuuust as you feel it crumble shove the whole thing in your mouth!  it sounds wierd but honestly… its like heaven…

Mystery Topic Challenge #3

Hello!

So i was reading shans blog and she’s doing this cool thingee and so i thought “ohh me too!” even though i have a post i wanna post about i can do that later! so anyway here is  the topic

You have a t shirt. You have to wear it all day, every day. It has one word about you, describing you in some way, written on it. It is from this word that strangers and friends draw their conclusions about you. What is your word, and why?

I’m going to with Moody! I am rather moody, i can be happy and hypo and dancing around to  PCD one minute the next i can be sitting in the corner like an emo! without the skinny jeans…  the next minute i can be as angry as the devil herself! and finally then i can go to the freezer find theres no tim tamms and cry like someone took candy from the baby.  And no this is not just when i have PMS (how dare you say that? honestly)  it is every day….   Yes i know.. my friends must love  me huh? 

well that is my post. thank you and i hope you enjoyed your stay

love n hugs

meeeeeee

What yahoo thinks i look like… plus lots of pink!

Does my bum look big in this?

Age old  question isnt it….

I was at work today and i was talkin to a  work mate.. lets call her.. poo poo conversation as follows

poo poo comes over to me with some pj pants the top is a pink eeyore top with pink short shorts.

me: “ooh those are pretty are they girls or womens?”

poo poo : “womens”

me: “ooh thats exciting do they come with bottoms?”

poo poo “yeah they’re right there”

me: ” yes i know that but  bottoms to cover my bottom”

poo poo: ” no i dont think theres any big enough”

me: “  (jaw dropping) oh alright then”

Roz (comes out from background) “that was quite rude”

poo poo: “oh im in one of those moods i havent done anywork”

me: “oh good 4 you while the rest of us slave  away you just do nothing. see you i have work to do”

Now i know i dont have the worlds smallest butt (what fun wud that b?) but really there was no need for that and the funny thing is WE ARE THE SAME CLOTHING SIZE. so really she insulted herself. plus if i had’ve wanted to i could’ve let lose something shocking back at her and reduce her to tears but no i  ignored it much to roz’s disgust  as she wanted me to slap poo poo and i would have prolly if i wasnt at work lol

anyway  i have to go look at washing machines coz  me and scott did have one all sorted but then poo poo decided she wants to keep it. me and scott are quite pissed off as we spent our money we had set aside for a washing machine. scott brought an xbox 360!!!

anyway im off

love n hugs

me

HEAVEN IS PINK AND COMES IN A BOX!!!

Helllllllooooooooooooo,

 Was walkin past the hair dressers after being at the movies last night  (to see the kingdom more bout tht later) when my eyes saw the heavenly  GHD STRAIGHTNERS….(see pics below)  now i can all hear you saying “uh… dont you have some already??”  yes i do BUT they’re not pink! AND these ones come with a heat protected case, a  matt thing and TWO clips!  they might be $380 but i say thats bloody good. im in love. Cant get them atm   hairdresser has them on hold for herself! grr…

 So went to see the kingdom last night and i was SHOCKED the first time in ALL my years  I got told to put my fone away!  firstly the bloody ads were on so the movie hadnt started yet and secondly the couple sitting one seat away from me where getting RATHER friendly  with each other so i would’ve thought that would have been more important. guess not. but boy did they anoy me all through the movie.  one minute hand over shoulder next he shuffles then she shuffles then he puts his hat on (its a theatre is it not dark enough already?) then she had to redo her hair then he whispered to her then she whispered back. oh it was annoying! anyway the actual movie is good. its bout  some FBI agents that go over to that place with all the war stuff without permission and  capture some bomb makers. really good. love the blowing up scenes and the one scene where  this little girl hands  jenifer whats her name a marble.. bloody priceless..

 i enjoyed the end of the movie as i “accidently” spilt half a large box of popcorn all down the steps. was quite a mess. hope the guy that told me off for texting during the ads didnt have to clean it up i’d  feel ever so sorry 4 him.

 well thats it for this update.

more later

love n hugs

me.