PMS can bite my arse

I was thinking, you know what a house that has shoes on the power lines means aye?  Well if everyone knows right why arent those that look after our community  like randomly serach it?  obviously they’re gonna find something it’d b an easy way to look like they do actually do something….

just a thought……….

I love you shannon!

OMG  I just made the best salad (obviously a few hours earlier) it is  sooooooooooo yummy and i have Shannon to thank!! it was so fucken goood… i want more!   so shannon I heart you…….

Today is the first day of my holidays and to celebrate i thought i would sit down at lunch time to watch desperate housewives and finish with greys anatomy but NO instead it was replaced by some stupid family movie so i thought i’d flick to opra and dr phil etc. but NO the  RUGBY  was on. I was not impressed.

Omg  i was remembering stuff from my drunken night and scott was saying when i saw my old manager from work (hes a racist bastard and made me cry) and apparently we hugged!! eeeeeeeekkkkk i so need to like take a shower!!

Scott wants to go to welly and i am all for it!! i wanna go to lush and  all those other exciting places. I hope we dont lose the car this time. And yes I will wear proper shoes unlike last time!

I have a confession to make…… I cannot hula  hoop. i have decided i am goin to learn how to do it so during the holidays i am goin to master the art of hula hooping. yay its also good for another reason as its secretly  a work out its on the nzgirl website cool huh?  I think so. so ask me at the beginning of next week if  i’ve masterd the art ok.

well im going to go back to watching brothers and sisters.

love n hugs

me.

Few Changes

Hello,

i am so tired its not  funny. today i did the work of three people. im so glad it wasnt this busy last sunday or i woulda cried lol. anyway  you may notice my blog looks a bit smaller! that is because all (i think) traces of mcdreamy /nathan are gone. yup totally and completely gone. washed from existance.  its all about a clean slate and moving on and feeling better. i feel good already. yay!   i decided i best  do this as i am now on shannons blog roll and people actually read her  blog so if they pop over here for a visit  which is excellent i love visitors and comments! then they can do so without all that shit on here. yay.

well i dont have much else to say as i am tired. im gonna go check out scotts blog lol

love n hugs

me.

Random Pandamoniaum.

hello,

Sometimes  I really dont know why i like  working in the customer services industry. shall we have a look at why.

Annoying customer: “hi can i  put this on layby? i’ve only got cash, left my eftpos card at home” (who does that? honestly)

me : “yeah sure thats fine”

so we go through the process and get to the point of deposit.

me: “so the total is 44.74 and  your deposit will be $4.50″

annoying lady : ” oh but its only 41$ why is  the total 44$??”

me : “as stated in the terms and conditions we have a non refundable fee of 3$”

annoying lady : “3$? you’ve got to be  joking?? oh no look  just forget it i’ll go pay 4 it all now. can i pay here?”

me : “no im sorry you must go through the checkout at the front of the store”

annoying lady : “oh ok thanks ”

me : “your welcome (sed rather quietly) bitch”

Like honestly, who cares its 3$ not even a cup of coffee its not even a happymeal. its not even a milkshake who really cares???   everyone charges you 4 things. even supermarkets.  like woolies they pack your bags, they have a one card but did you know its TEN WHOLE DOLLARS for  four capsicums?? TEN WHOLE FUCKEN DOLLARS.   and their 3m pet lint hair roller? yeah that beast is 8$ where as i can go to good old writeprice (oh yeah rock on!!) and pay 2.99 yes thats right  THREE DOLLARS  and at woolies the product is EIGHT DOLLARS. yup… so shove your 3$ in your pipe lady. and also, if you didnt have enough money b4 and you dont have your eftpos card how are you suddenly goin to have enough money now?

on to other things i got so excited this morning i was eating my special K and having my coffee when an ad for AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL came on!! i am TRUELY excited!! its funny its bitchy and i like the photography ideas they have. i actually have some of the last cycle on my comp and i’ve also decided that THIS TIME i cant find out who actually wins. which is going to be difficult as i am impatient. i’ve only been watching  the search for the next doll for like 2 weeks and i’ve already discovered who is in the top 3 !! oops… so im having a bet with myself. i dont know  what is sposed to happen if i give in. so i dunno think of something lol.

im watching the man who cried atm its not to bad.. bit wierd. has christina ricci in it.

onto blogs…. you MUST go see ben’s blog hes shannons other half and hes funny.  i dont think he knows who i am and  may find it wierd that a stranger is reading his stuff but fuck hes funny.   and thts all i have 4 the mo coz im tired lol

i cant wait to try shannons salad though!!  mmm… might see how much money i have on sunday and go bak to the grocery shop. i think thers pumpkin and garlic in the house i’d just need the lettuce and feta and olive oil …. yay!!  mondays lunch …. mmm…

well im off to go to sleep up in 6 hours! yay!!!!

love n hugs

me.

 OHHHHHHHH BIG NEWS i found EMO SIMS !! this is exciting… i see you looking confused.. well first off i am a sims addict!! i love them to peices!! i have to set a side a few HOURS to play lol   and i HATE emo’s yAY so my plan is to now create emo sims and then get my skanks and emos to have a bitch slap!! exciting…  this is gonna work if its possible to have a lesbian mariage which i think it is and then they can have a fight and someone can take the emo baby! yay….

im off…

night

Just a quickie <–LOOK ITS YESTERDAYS POST

Hello

so i had a post last night and then it was like not there so i wrote a letter to wordpress (as shannon duz this frrequently and it looked like fun and it was!) and then my post came back!! yay so it worked.

anyway i just saw britneys mtv performance as i have heard lots of disscussion over it so i finally decided to go see what the fuss was about and quite frankly i was not impressed. granted shes got two kids and prolly cant shake her booty like she used to but why wear her underwear if shes not gonna shake it properly? honestly britney.

also go here its this chicks blog shes a writer she did the save karyn website and got ppl to pay off her credit card and then she wrote twenty times a lady which is funny.   her blog is also funny.

i got the new version of limewire the free one not the pro one and its quite cool wen the downloads finish a thing pops up and lets ya know its quite good.  i got the new nickleback song, not bad for nickleback. anyway im off to go vacum and do the dishes and im hungry might have a chicken sandwhich.

love n hugs.

me

I had a post

but  wordpress took off with it all because i tried to put pics of grease and hairspray. it is now 1am and i cant b fucked writing it all out. please forward all complaints to wordpress. many thnks

me.

Dear WordPress

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKEN POST YOU HOMO CUNT.

<3 <—what tha?

Hello,

so in my recent  nosey in other peoples blog and bebo pages i have found many common factors but the one that annoys me the most is this <3.  lets have it in context

janebaby67: “omg baby i <3 you so much”

tarzandarling69: “oh yr so sweet i <3  u 2″

to me this reads “i less than three you” why do you less than three him?  why cant you less than four him? it makes no sense. and yes i am aware if you turn your head it is a heart. but seriously why not just say i love you? or i heart you? im more for i heart you. lol  moving on.

HAIRSPRAY! is soooooooo cool!!  honestly ya hafta see it. its just awesome. john travalolta as woman is brilliant. its my  number two musical. (number one will always be grease, no way around it, oh wait is dirty dancing a musical? its not aye… well if it is then shift everything down  so number one is D.D and then number two is grease etc)

i have just downloaded most of the songs from hairspray but i am listening to killswitch as i’ve had to much pop today. It was all sun like so i made a sun list for my ipod and had britney and xtina playing was good but now after hairspray i need some normal music.

I wanted to dance but some weirdo’s were dancing down the seats beside  us and me and scott were mocking them lol so i’ll hafta dance when it comes out on dvd in the privacy of my own home but in the meantime i have the songs on my ipod to dance around in YAY. i like dancing around when no one is home.

I’m trying to find a birthday present for a friend of mine and do you know  how HARD it is to find the items? and THE looks ya  get while asking for these items i feel  like saying “look its  not fucken porn dvds they’re normal shit honestly how hard could it be”

Randomly excellent

greetings,

feeling better today, however i did  eat a LOT of french toast with bacon and cheese and scrambled egg… EEEEEEwwwwwwww… was tasty but now i just feel gross. 

anyway  i did some tattoo hunting thanks too google. and  i have posted the pics on my bebo so go over there and  make comments and stuff. clearly these are just ideas im not going to steal someones tattoo! thats  crossing the line its not just someones hair tye your stealing. anyway  there was another one i liked how ever it  is copy righted so i couldnt steal it. anyway go here to have a look at it. link doesnt work so just head to bebo i found out how to  get around the whole copyright  thingee. tell ya im fucken intelligent lol

remember to comment. i love comments.

best b off need to clean and stuff..

love n hugs.

meeeeeeeeeeeeee

The day after….

3am - got up and made two steak and cheese toasted sandwhiches with onions mushrooms and peppers.

3pm - woke up and ate another two toasted sandwiches with cheese. and then ate a plate of fries with garlic butter.

6pm- patiently waiting for dad to cook dinner as  i am hungry again.

this is after i ate a pie and butter chicken last night after work.

my god my face feels oily and greasy. i have no energy.

i am getting too old. my body is aching.

hopefully tomorow i will be back to normal as i will have to like walk for 4 hours  to atleast remove the pie calouries.

ohhh!! yesterday the jesus loves me lady came back into work and wanted to cancel her laybys again and she had no i.d again so i told her to come back and i was all excited coz i was gonna be like ” satan gives me better presents so i love him more”  as i already had 2 complants thought i might as well go for a 3rd. but nooooooooooo scott came down so i could go 4 my break.

bitch. 

me and alkie are no longer friends

neither are me and satan.

 it is a sad day.

atleast i am friends with catwoman