How much of this is true?

found this on bebo and i wanna no how much of this is true.. so be a man and tell me.. go on i wont bite.. unless you ask!

×♥°×♥°×58 THINGS GURLZ DONT KNO ABOUT THE GUYS♥°×♥°×♥°
58 THINGS GURLZ DONT KNO ABOUT THE GUYS

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you’re not “popular” if you’ve slept with more than 5 guys..you’re a HO)

2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3… Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don’t like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy …like wheather it’s a one time deal or not ….

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours…

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts…

Random Question

Hello first up tonight we’re going to start with a couple of questions.

1. if your going shopping, say your in glassons (sorry if your a guy just sort of change it to what you want, music shop supercheap u no whatever) and you have a list of things you want to get coz you can would you walk up to the counter and go
“yeah hi, i’ve got this top now id really like a black skirt, a purple sweater, some white bug sunglasses, some tights, a new hoodie in pink if you’ve got it or maybe black.. yeah black. ooh no make it pink, actually could you find me one in both? thanks and id also like some lipgloss in lollypop as well as some dark denium jeans i think that’ll b all.”

you wouldnt do that would you? NO YOU WOULD NOT! which is why when a certain couple came over to me at work with one parcel in their arms and then sed “i want to get a car seat as well, the navy blue one (coz like i no car seats by colour thats how damn gud i am) and so i go “well are there none on the shelf?” and they look at me like IM the dumb one and go “oh no theres like 5 over there” “ok..well do you wanna go get one?” “oh.. do you not have the stock out the back? ” “no sorry we do not you have to get what you want and bring it over here” and while im saying this im thinking “it figures that you two either forgot to use a condom or left it in the sun and now you’re going to bring a baby into this world, i feel sorry 4 it already” honestly i dont think im a cruel person..well ok.. but honestly its common sense if you want something then you pick it up unless it is like a fridge, im yet to see some dumbarse try to carry one of those around…

AND THEN…

i had a lovely family of … dunno what country they’re from but they couldnt speak english and they had weird fingers and created a lot of paper work all so that the lovely tax payers of nz could give them $400… wonderful..

BUT THEN….
this bitchy lady was in on friday night complaining to scott how hes wrong and shes going to consult the consumer garentees act and blah blah blah and scotts like “yeah watever im right you go do that child” then today some children got caught shoplifting tamagotchi’s (those virtual pet thingees) and guess who’s darling angels they were YES HERS! HAHAHAHA ohhh that just made me laugh… if she had’ve been one of my customers i woulda been like “oh hello back again are we? ohh i see thats why *disaproval look* ” or perhaps “oh did you manage to find out about the consumer garentees act?… ohh guess you wont be needing too any more then” its so funny coz she acted as though she ownd the fucken shop and then her kids come and steal stuff.. classic..

ohh and then! i was a total legand… i was sorting through some stuff and i found the recept 4 my camera that doesnt work! yay! so im just fucken fantastic!!

Mcdreamys back.. didnt last long lol
i made scott change the radio station… i didnt exactly tell him what music they play i just sed it wasnt u2… hahaha ohh it was so funny.. scott was like “this is really good stuff, great emotional background, i can see why they got signed! where do i get their cd?” and i sed “ohh i can buy it 4 you 4 your birthday!!” hahahhaahahahha… scott was not amused…
scott fully put me off sleeping with mcdreamy .. not cool.. infact im never having sex again lol

I want to go flatting now.. the stupid people at my shed place have put the rent up and i dont like parting with money (unless its 4 ghd hair straightners) and so im going to start looking into that scott is considering moving back to chch but hes not going to coz he loves me more than his sister and so therefore he hasta stay up here coz its warmer and im here and im the shizzle lol he would so miss me if he moved… no question… i woudlnt miss him though lol kidding! theres no way im moving though.. although it would piss off my family.. hmmm.. interesting.

well its past my bed time and im tired and cold so im off..

night night
more again tomorrow

Its snowing! (not here obviously)

hello!

so tonight was interesting at work! i yelled out at an emo mocking her while in uniform in work time at the front of the store! but its ok i think she was depressed anyway she would not have heard me although many others did.

then we hada shoplifter! ohh it was exciting… i got to go watch him and then the door person asked to see his bags and he had a jacket with no recept! but not from our store..he also had a chupa chup possibly from our store.. it was quite exciting he got all shitty when i asked 4 a recept 4 the jacket “you cant ask me for that its not from your store you got nothing on me” “well actually sir, as the jacket is from a plaza store technically i can bcoz we are a part of the plaza complex and you are in plaza grounds” “alright then you call the cops kmart go on you do that” and so we called chub sercurity which wasnt exactly helpful but meh.. it was fun.. one of the chicks was like “omg he better not come back and bash me” and im like “oh hes not even scary ive had worse, one guy threatened to come back and fucken kill me coz im a fucken bitch.”

so… no texts.. no hello.. nothing.. quite sad really
wats sadder is that i miss him…

well i have work tomorro so i might go to bed and read 4 a while..

night night

enjoy your weekend

My life!

i have done 100 out of 150! score
Level 1
Smoked A Cigarette - yes
Smoked A Cigar - no
Smoked Weed - yes
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (sexually)- ehh sure y not
Drank Alcohol - yes
SO FAR: 4

Level 2
Are / Been In Love - no
Been Dumped - yes
Been Fired - no -
Been In A Fist Fight - yes
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
Snuck Out Of A Parent’s House - yes
Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn’t Have Them Back - yes
Been Arrested - no
Made Out With A Stranger - yes
Gone Out On A Blind Date - no
SO FAR: 9

Level 4
Had A Crush On An Older Person - yes
Skipped School - yes
Slept With A Co-Worker - no
Seen Someone / Something Die - yes (
SO FAR: 14

Level 5
Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your bebo Friends - no he wont add me as a friend claims its too “community” like however he will do my quiz’s grrr…
Been To Paris - no
Been To Spain - no
Been On A Plane - yes
Thrown Up From Drinking - no
SO FAR: 15

Level 6
Eaten Sushi - yes
Been Snowboarding - no
Met Someone BECAUSE Of bebo - no
Been Mosh Pitting - yes
SO FAR: 17

Level 7
Been In An Abusive Relationship - no
Taken Pain Killers - yes
Love(d) Someone Who You Can’t Have - yes
Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By - yes
Made A Snow Angel - yes
SO FAR: 20

Level 8
Had A Tea Party - yes
Flown A Kite - yes
Built A Sand Castle - yes
Gone Puddle Jumping - yes
Played Dress Up - yes
SO FAR: 24

Level 9
Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves - yes
Gone Sledding - no
Cheated While Playing A Game - yes
Been Lonely - yes
Fallen Asleep At Work / School - yes
SO FAR: 28

Level 10
Used A Fake / Someone Else’s ID - yes
Watched The Sun Set - yes
Felt An Earthquake - yes
Killed A Snake - umm no
SO FAR: 31

Level 11
Been Tickled - yes
Been Robbed / Vandalized - yes
Robbed Someone - yes
Been Misunderstood - yes
Pet A Deer - no
SO FAR: 35

Level 12
Won A Contest - yes
Been Suspended - no
Had Detention - yes
Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident - yes
SO FAR: 38

Level 13
Had / Have Braces - no
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - no
Had deja vu - yes
SO FAR: 39

Level 14
Hated The Way You Look - yes
Witnessed A Crime - yes
Pole Danced - yes
Questioned Your Heart - yes
SO FAR: 43

Level 15
Squished Barefoot Through The Mud - yes
Been Lost - yes
Been To The Opposite Side Of The World - no
Swam In The Ocean - yes
Felt Like You Were Dying - yes
SO FAR: 47

Level 16
Cried Yourself To Sleep - yes
Played Cops And Robbers - yes
Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers - yes
Sang Karaoke - no never
SO FAR: 50

Level 17
Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t - yes
Made Prank Phone Calls - yes
Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose - yes
Kissed In The Rain - yes
SO FAR: 54

Level 18
Written A Letter To Santa Claus - yes (he didn’t reply)
Been Kissed Under the Mistletoe - yes
Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About - yes
Blown Bubbles - yes
Made A Bonfire On The Beach - yes
SO FAR: 59

Level 19
Crashed A Party - no
Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People - no
Gone Rollerskating / Blading - yes
Had A Wish Come True - yes
Been Humped By A Monkey - no
SO FAR: 61

Level 20
Worn Pearls - yes
Jumped Off A Bridge - no
Screamed “Penis” In School - no
Swam With Dolphins - no
SO FAR: 62

Level 22
Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube no
Kissed A Fish - no
Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes - yes
Sat On A Roof Top - yes
SO FAR: 64

Level 23
Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs - yes
Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel - yes
Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours - yes
Stayed Up All Night - yes
SO FAR: 68

Level 24
Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree - yes
Climbed A Tree - yes
Had / Been In A Tree House - yes
Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone - yes
SO FAR: 72

Level 25
Seen a Ghost - yes
Have/Had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes - no
Gone Streaking - no
Jail/Visit - yes
SO FAR: 74

Level 26
Played Chicken - yes
Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On - yes
Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger - no - DAMNIT!
Broken A Bone - yes
Been Easily Amused - yes all the time
SO FAR: 78

Level 27
Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later - no
Made A Porn Video - no
Caught A Butterfly - yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried - yes
Cried So Hard You Laughed - yes
SO FAR: 81

Level 28
Mooned / Flashed Someone - yes
Had someone Moon / Flash You - yes
Cheated On A Test - yes
Forgotten Someone’s Name - yes
Slept Naked - yes
French Braided Someones Hair - yes
Gone Skinny Dippin In A Pool - yes
Been Kicked Out Of Your House - yes
SO FAR: 89

Level 29
Rode A Roller Coaster - yes
Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling - no
Had A Cavity - yes
Black-Mailed Someone - yes
Been Black-Mailed - yes
SO FAR: 93

Level 31
Been Used - yes
Fell Going Up The Stairs - yes
Licked A Cat - no
Bitten Someone - yes
Licked Someone - yes
SO FAR: 97

Level 32
Been Shot At - no
Had sex in a field/garden - yes
Flattened someone’s tires - no
Rode your car until the gas light came on - yes.. i dont have a gas light so that was interesting when it stoped
Got five dollars or less worth of gas - yes (1.50)
TOTAL: 100!

Asignment day!

Hello!
I have an asignment due in today yay! and work at 1pm! wow i thort i started at 12 but no thats scott excellent! anyway i just thought id drop you a quick paragraph or two..

I had a fight with a mate last night.. was our first fight! not a great moment but atleast the first ones over right? i was nearly crying and i dont like to cry im like the opposite of an emo! and here i am nearly crying. it sucks and i know that even though we sed its ok and i aologised i know that we’re both still hurting and it was stupid i guess it had to happen though and scott sed its a sign that something is going on.. i stoped listening to him lol

Im watching fullhouse! do you remember that programme with the dad the uncle and the friend that all live in the same house and it has the ohlsen twins when they is babies? yeah that one.. its so cheesy but i still like it.. ahhh lil stephanie was being a swan from swan lake! cute.

i have a new favourite song today! its arithmatic by brooke fraiser.. i know someone that you can actualy listen to AND hear yourself think! totally amazing. i really like it.. reminds me of someone you should listen to it sometime. go on..

well i should go and do my asignment coz its 9am and i need an hour to look pretty and we’re leaving at 11 ish. yes time is fuly on my side.

well have a good day/ night
hope you had fun reading

me

I wish…..

Im supposed to be doing my assingment but like its really easy and its due in tomorrow although scott gave me a heart attack this morning and told me it was due in today but he was wrong (are we suprised?) so im going to blog..

I wish life was like sims sometimes.. have you played sims b4? well im talking sims2 not sims sims coz thats gay so anyway on sims 2 thers the lil metres with their wants and fears and their bars if their hungry want to go potty need a shower etc so ive decided i want life to b like that. wouldnt it b cool if you could see what other people wanted? and what they feared.. ok i’d want my fears locked haha but like itd b good coz then you know wats going on. and also if sims like someone they have like a thort bubble with a pic of that sim inside and hearts floating around the outside. wouldnt that make life so much more fucken easier? instead of getting bloody confused all the time and demoting people. yes thats right demoting people. you’ll click later on.

so i did a new quiz on bebo last night. i just took the one from here and put it on bebo and changed some of the answers. on my old quiz the highest scoring people were scott and nathan at 47% exciting huh?

i have a new sims game to play, ive had it all week coz i thought my friend nathan was going away this week but its next week and i like to play my game when hes not here so i have something to do so i cant wait til he goes away lol!

i have work in two hours i should make this a quick blog (that sounds dirty) and then i’ll go and get ready 4 work coz i think me and scott are leaving in one hour so lets make this snappy.

oh greys is on tonight! exciting i cant wait to come back home and watch it while doing my assignment lol

well i best get going it takes me a while to look pretty..

be good
meeeeeeeeee

you must love yourself first before you can love someone else.

Hello!!!

i went to the ballet tonight!! ohh and i got my hair cut! i look so pretty and i got new clothes.. i really like my top its all pretty and sexy…

the ballet was cool… very differnt and me and scott managed to mock most of the audience but it was really coool and all the guys had big packages which is always a bonus!

i just took the quiz off here and put it onto bebo so you can all take it again properly and i changed some stuff so you cant have an easy quiz!

i hafta work all weekend yay! although i will have lots of money and me and scott are going to new plymouth so that’ll b fun… very excited..

i was all nice and confident tonight so i thought sweet lets see mcdreamy but noooo…. im starting to get a complex here..

oh i watched the notebook last night..most of it i fell asleep at one point but i watched it wen i woke up and its very sad and depressing cheered me up lol

well im going to go watch my programme and not give myself a complex..

love n hugs

me

9 names

YOUR REAL NAME:
Stacey signal

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Staizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
pink Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
elizabeth denbigh

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
hehehe starwars… oh right my name!
sigst

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda).
black Cola

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of dad’s middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your first name.)
tgzomiy i dont have siblings so i just picked a letter.. sheesh try saying that when drunk

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle names)
elizabeth james

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black polly
black simba
black missy
black furby

i cant pick… although black missy sounds cool..

cellfone thing

Grab your phone..
Okay

2. What’s the last 4 digits of your mobile number?
1801

3. What does the 1st message in your inbox say?
No thanks. already been

4. Who’s the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Manda… whos manda? ohhh…

5. Who’s the last person you called?
scott.. thats interesting.. i dont remember ringing him..

6. Who was your last missed call from?
Nathan

7. Who is the second person that comes up under D?
dad work

9. Who’s the 3rd person who comes up under J?:
jennie

10. Who was your last received call from?
Nathan

11. Who’s the 4th person who comes up under S?:
i dont have one

12. What does your banner say?
Slappers fone

13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?:
200

14. What do you have as your background?
my pussy…. cat you dirty people

15. Who’s the 2nd person who comes up under R?
i dont have any R’s

16. Who’s the 5th person under T?:
i only have two.. so i’ll say talya

17. Who’s the 1st person who comes up under B?
brian a.. i really shud delete his number
18. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
6

19. Who was your last text message to?
nathan

20. Name every person you have text messages from in your message box
thats not cool…. dad, scott, nathan, 333

21. Who’s the 6th person under A?
aunty lyn

22. Who is the 9th person on your missed calls list?
some 021 number..fuck nos who it is

23. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say?
im not home not on comp 4 u

24. Who is the first name in your Phonebook?
Adam.. whos that?

25. What is your ringtone?
bob sinclair rock this party

26. Who is the last person under J
Jo.. whos that?

27. Who is the last person under B?
burgerfuel

YES OR NO

YES or NO

1. Taken a picture naked? YES
2. Taken a shower with someone? YES
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? YES not by choice
4. Stolen anything? YES
5. Drive? YES
6. Interested in someone? YES
7. Been dumped? YES
8. Stole money from a friend? NO
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? NO
10. Been in a fist fight? YES
11. Snuck out of your/someones house? YES
12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? YES
13. Been arrested? NO
14. Hugged a stranger? YES
15. Met with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? YES
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? YES
18. Ditched school to do somthing more fun? YES
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? YES
20. Lost a friend? YES
21. Been on a plane? YES
22. Been to an island? YES
23. Slept in until 3? YES
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? YES
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? YES
26. Played dress up? YES
28. Cheated while playing a game? YES
29. Been lonely? YES
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? NO
31. Touched a snake? NO SEEN ONE THO
32. Been in a car accident? YES
33. Made yourself throw up? YES
34. Crawled through a window? YES
35. Had sex in a public place? YES
36. Cried yourself to sleep? YES
37. Sang karaoke? HELL NO.. OHH NO NO I DIDNT..
38. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
39. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES
40. Kissed in the rain? YES
41. Sang in the shower? YES
42. Been reeeeeeealy bored? YES
43. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? NO
44. Broken a bone? YES
45. Been easily amused? YES
46. Laugh so hard you cried? YES
47. Cheated on a test? NO
48. Done something dumb while drunk? YES
49. Played a prank on someone? YES
50. Made love to anything not human? NO (IM GUESSING MY EX DOESNT COUNT?)
51. Choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? NO
52. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? NO
53. Thrown strange objects? NO
54. Thought about running away? YES
55. Got slapt so hard it left a print? YES
56. Got a piercing? YES
57. Made a parent cry? YES
58. Cried over someone? YES
59. Owned more than 5 sharpies? OHH LIKE THOSE PENS? I DONT THINK SO
60. Dated someone (same person) more than once? YES
61. Had/Have a dog? YES I HAD 2 ROTWEILERS THEYRE SO CUTE I MISS THEM
62. Shot a gun? YES